New Jersey Cops Hunt Woman Who Let Her Dog Urinate On $2000 Worth Of Clothing In Lane Bryant Store

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    Meet Theresa Tumbleson.
    Police are on the lookout for the 35-year-old New Jerseyan, who allegedly allowed her small dog to urinate on 14 dresses and 11 pairs on pants at a clothing store.
    According to investigators, Tumbleson and her pooch yesterday entered a Lane Bryant store in Toms River around 1 PM. The dog, cops report, proceeded to urinate on the garments, causing more than $2000 in damages.
    After the dog soiled the clothing, store personnel asked Tumbleson to leave the business. But she “became belligerent and refused,” prompting workers to dial 911.
    As officers arrived at Lane Bryant, Tumbleson sped away in her Chevrolet Malibu, eventually running several red lights while being pursued by police. Due to the wet roadway and a fear that the pursuit could imperil others, cops discontinued the chase of Tumbleson, who is pictured above.
    In addition to charges stemming from the Lane Bryant incident, Tumbleson will face counts for eluding police and obstruction when she is apprehended. Bail has already been set at $30,000 for the latter charges.
     
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    How does a small dog pee on 14 dresses and 11 pairs of pants? That's a lot of pee! :dogpee:
     
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    14 dresses and 11 pairs of Lane Bryant clothes????
    I'm calling bullshit that they're worth $2000.
     
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    Have you seen the sizes of those clothes? That's a lot of material there.
     
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    I believe LB is a store for "plus sized" gals.
    Maybe she has a plus sized dog.
     
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    I just checked out their website. The first page of dresses were $89.99 - $99.99 I didn't look at pants
     
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    Good thing it wasn't at John Varvatos. 14 shirts and 11 pairs of pants would be $97,000 there.

    On the other hand, John Varvatos would turn around and sell the piss stained clothes to some chump like Howard for twice the price.
     
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    That's the Fat Lady's store, right? The pigs who buy that shit eventually pee on them anyway :coffee:
     
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    Practice?
     
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    @BuffaloTom must be auditioning for the DawgShed news today!
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA i just said that to a coworker
     
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    Just shaking off the snow flakes and getting back up in this bitch!
     
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    It's starting here too.
     
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    Fuckin Buffalo weather. Gonna hit 60 deg here today. Over 7' of snow has been reduced to about 2'. shoveled my ass off for nuthin.
     
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    When I came to work it was 50 and raining. Now they just showed snow on the TV.
     
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    With a plus sized bladder? That's a lot of area to cover even if the clothes were regular sized.