Entertainment New John Malkovich movie that you wont live to see

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  1. Limo Wreck

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    John Malkovich and Robert Rodriguez Made a Movie That Won’t Release Until 2115

    John Malkovich and Robert Rodriguez have made a movie that won’t be seen for 100 years.

    The film, aptly titled “100 Years,” is set in the present but won’t be seen until Nov. 18, 2115, according to io9. Malkovich was approached for an idea by liquor brand Louis XIII Cognac, which is also aged 100 years.

    Few details are known about the direction of “100 Years,” though Rodriguez said it’s “emotionally charged.” There are three teasers for the movie, but rather than giving away any details, they are just different representations of what the world might be in 100 years time when the film is removed from its time-locked safe.



    “There were several options when the project was first presented of what [the future] would be,” said Malkovich. “An incredibly high tech, beyond computerized version of the world, a post-Chernoybl, back to nature, semi-collapsed civilization and then there was a retro future which was how the future was imagined in science fiction of the 1940s or 50s.”

    In a cool twist, Louis XIII will be giving out 1,000 metal tickets that will allow the receiver’s descendants to see the screening of “100 Years” in 100 years.
     
  2. 800dollarwine

    800dollarwine Tastes no different than shitty Boone's Farm

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    I have loved Malkovich for almost 20 years, but he's always been an eccentric weirdo. Dude acts froo-froo European when he's really from southern Illinois.
     
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    Hate John Malkovich!
     
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    Sounds like Rodriguez saw Boyhood and decided to out art-fag it.

    This is why I have little doubt in the future of Lucha Underground @MachoThread. Robert Rodriguez has plenty of vanity scratch from those Spy Kids abortions.
     
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    He is a brilliant actor but something tells me we aren't missing much here. :hehe:
     
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    Are people really buying this publicity stunt? There is no movie. It is a stupid ad for alcohol no one can afford.
     
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    Should be on the torrents soon.
     
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    I loved his performance in Dangerous Liaisons & Of Mice and Men, but I can't honestly say I've seen any of his other work. But who cares, he'll never top those two, anyway :freebird:

    edit: Oh! and Art School Confidential! :freebird:
     
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    I liked him in ripleys game, really underrated actor. He plays an excellent psycho. Surprised he hasn't been given more roles as the psycho in Hollyweird films.
     
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    Robert Rodriguez is always the lesser of two talents in everything he's involved in
     
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    How fucking pretentious :jj:
     
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    I loved him in Burn After Reading... :D

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    2014:

    "In March, FORBES broke news that the Wu-Tang Clan was planning to release just one copy of an album recorded in secret over the past six years. So we went to Morocco to get the full story -- and came back with a snippet of the mysterious record."

     
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    I like him but he ruined Rounders by going in and out of his shitty Russian accent.

     
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    Yeah, I got no interest in that shit if there's no RZA beats.

    Cilvaringz, gimme a break. 4th or 5th string Wu-Element 15 years late to the party.
     
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    What happened to the John Malkovich who was in Con Air or In the Line of Fire?
     
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    he's an oddly interesting guy
     
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    Malkovich in RED righted any wrong he's ever done.