New Juice Fast

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    This time I wont even use carrots - zero sugar.

    I already dropped 22 lbs, and gained only 5 back because I eat sparingly.

    I want to drop another ten.


    wish me well or wish me death
     
  2. Swayze

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    Psycho babble ^
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i'm 6'1 & somehow dropped 30lbs over the past two months w/o even noticing. rock hard 170lbs now.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I'm on a coffee bean juice fast this morning.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    My juicer should be here tomorrow. Send me some cool recipes please, tia. :hw:
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    the old gif I used to see of this never showed her awesome boobs.

    I still wonder who she is
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    we were all skinny in the 70's with no juicers
     
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    I have some great juicing books on my iPad - they are all on my Macbook, but its acting wonky, so I have to use this shitty PC. Anyway, long story short, I have them in pdf format i think, and you are welcome to them if you want me to send them to you.
     
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    when we were 10?????
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    she looks like a perfect candidate for that gif where the woman is bitching and the guy grabs her head and jams his cock in her mouth.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    go back whence you came
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    people in general dumass
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    couldn't be the meth

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    limiting the beer to a couple college football games a week.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    lol, the irony is stifling
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    then stifle it dingbat
     
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    dude, you came into my thread, you should stifle it, ya cunt.
     
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    these ingredients allowed me to lost weight like magic:

    kale
    celery
    cucumber
    green apples
    kiwi
    lemon
    slices of Ginger Root

    and drink copious amounts of water, like a gallon or two a day

    you should be a pissing machine . . . drink the juice right down, don't sip and relish it like it's wine.

    The nutrients are best benefited by rapid absorption, like heroin mainlined right into the vein.

    I found that doing some sort of repetitious exercise will also accelrate weight loss.

    you have to stick it out with the zeal of a monk

    don't let the fools in here try to convince you that it isn't worth doing

    'cuz it is.

    keep in mind that they are consumed with cheeseburger threads and cooking

    they are more than likely obese and incontinent

    peace

    p.s. i never used a scale, but it's all in how you feel anyway, and you will feel better.

    dont be a fag

    just do it