the kitties are fucking jefes, man. the little guy, chachi fonzerelli, is straight up adrenaline. until his batteries run out of juice. then li'l chacharelli snuggles up to me and rolls over so i can rub his belly while he falls asleep. no shame, man. just like "hey man rub my chubby kitten belly until i fall asleep, kay?" the three year old, che gue'vladmirstalin, runs the show. he doesn't give two fucks. you know what he does? he eats the kitten food. and little chachi eats all che's adult food. then they lick each other like a couple of gay birds and then they fight and chase each other and then the sleep in a ball all the time. ballers.