New male contraceptive in the pipeline

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  1. Shithead

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    Male contraceptive available within three years - but how it works will make you wince
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    • 20:57, 6 September 2015
    • Updated 21:11, 6 September 2015
    • By Siobhan McFadyen
    The new synthetic gel stops a man's sperm from travelling where God intended - but THIS is how you have to apply it


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    Gone with the prick of a needle: vasectomy could soon be a thing of the past
    It's been in the pipeline for a number of years but the male contraceptive could be on the market in as little as three years - for those willing to wince when they get it.

    Researchers have been searching for an infallible pregnancy preventer that males can use for four decades - but it has never been brought to market.

    Now scientists have created a synthetic gel that is injected into the testicles.

    Those behind the long-acting, non-hormonal contraceptive say its significant advantage over the traditional vasectomy is that is reversible and non invasive.

    Now it could very well becoming to a doctor's surgery near you after testing began on primates.

    Medics swap their scalpels for a needle and inject the gel into the 'vas deferens,' the tube the sperm swim through, rather than cutting.

    Once the gel is inside the tube, it filters out the sperm but does not stop the man from ejaculating.



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    And the San Francisco-based team says if a man wishes to restore flow of sperm, even after just a couple of months that the polymer called Vasalgel is flushed out using a sodium bicarbonate solution.

    Aaron Hamlin, executive of the Male Contraceptive Initiative, told Vice: "There's nothing for you as a person to screw up.

    "When you have a method that doesn't require you to do anything, like Vasalgel, you get the injection into the vas deferens and walk out the door.

    "After all that's done, when it's time for you to have sex, everything you've had to do is already done."

    The initiative has been part financed by crowd funding and is being supported by a US non-profit called the Parsemus Foundation rather than a large pharmaceutical company.

    And the organisation - which is also researching non hormonal breast cancer prevention techniques - say if trials are a success that it could be on the market soon.

    The website says: "Human trials are expected to start in 2016 and 2017.

    "If everything goes well and with enough public support, we hope to get Vasalgel on the market as early as 2018."
     
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  2. Calloused Shins

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    I'm gonna pass on this cancer causing needle to the balls
     
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    That's alright. Most American men lost their balls years ago.
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    Isn't there just a pill that women can take that does something to prevent pregnancy?
     
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    As a person who has a vasectomy, I have no idea why anyone would want anything else.

    It's the best money I ever spent, no bullshit.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Same here. The story is a bit misleading because they are injecting into the VAS and not directly into the testicals. This is probably a really good option for teens, you get it done and then reversed when you are ready to have kids.
     
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    Same here. I fucked so many women bareback and never worried about getting them pregnant. I also checked out the goods beforehand to make sure they didn't give me any unwanted "friends".
     
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  10. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Yeah but they increasibgly won't sell it or cover it with insurance because those pills can also be used as the morning after pill
    plus women have to remember to take it and have to get a doctor's prescription to buy it.
    a lot of variables and obstacles, especially for hot middle school girls
     
  11. RonHeinzkaboot

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    they need to get NFL or college players to be spokesmen for this like they have NASCAR and baseball players hawk Viagra
     
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    Should be mandatory part of 9th grade orientation
     
  13. RonHeinzkaboot

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    better Living thru plastics

    why can't we just replace humans with robots already
     
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    they need this in India but then again where are all the diabetic Americans going to get their kidneys and hair from if we get rid of all the them
     
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    Bill Gates and Bono should start a charity and get this shot into every testicle in Africa.
     
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    No real medical product is ever started by crowd funding. Total scam.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You mean the chronic masturbating to internet porn that they'd doing doesn't deplete the loads sufficiently already?