New Marianne Garvey Article About Saint Beth

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  1. BethSucks

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    Homeless cat's life takes a Stern for the better; Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie weds model Jacqui Ainsley
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    Howard and Beth Stern attend a special screening of "Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation" on Friday, July 24, 2015, in East Hampton, NY.
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    Beth Stern’s new pal admires the view from the Sterns’ penthouse.
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    From homeless to Howard Stern’s penthouse. One lucky cat from the Bronx, tossed out by his owner and stranded on a building ledge for three weeks, came to the attention of Howard’s animal activist wife, Beth Stern, who saved him with help from two Long Island ladies on the rescue mission. When an Instagram follower of Beth’s sent her a picture of the sad, starving cat stretched out on a concrete ledge at 226 E. 203rd St., she collaborated with her Insta-followers Julianne Tauriello and her girlfriend Kim Cardalena to save him. “We drove up to the Bronx to get him,” Tauriello told us. “For almost a month nobody would take him in. He was on that ledge all day. Someone coaxed him in, passed him to us, and he was happy and loving and sat on our laps in the car.”


    He spent the next five days being tested at North Shore Animal League, aced his behavior test and was cleared in perfect health. The 1-year-old cat is now resting in Beth’s penthouse, awaiting adoption. “When he’s not cuddling my neck, he’s perched on our windowsill,” Beth says. “He’s an absolute doll. (He) gets along with people, kids, dogs and other cats. He’s perfect!" Howard picked a perfect moniker: Peter Parker. To adopt the cat, email Beth at bethsternfosters@gmail.com.
     
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    Beth wouldn't go to the Bronx herself to get the cat, had to send her "friend" with a Hispanic last name to do it.
     
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    This yarn was spun at the headquarters of Buchwaldco Worldwide.:coffee:
     
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    Why do I click on these threads? :facepalm:
     
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    :wtf: It looks like someone photoshopped Wiggy's head on an Auschwitz survivor.
     
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    Animoe activist who loves her some leather
     
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    It was stranded on a ledge for 3 weeks? How is that even possible?

    An instagram follower brought it to her attention? So now they aren't just paying them to kiss her ass, they have them involved in setting up these stories?
     
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    The cat is thinking about how it wishes it was back out on the ledge now.

    The article left out the gem about Beth trying to bribe a homeless woman to give up her pet. They could interview her and Howard about how they think it's such a problem in the city. Not homeless people, but that homeless people have homeless pets.
     
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    @BethSucks

    Are we sure that one of Wiggy's many sham/shell corporations don't own (or have some partial ownership) in these rags?

    As everyone else has said, he's clearly greasing palms to get Beefus in these... or else he has a piece of the bigger pie, so to speak.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    WHO is telling Howard he looks good like that? I guess just Ralph??
     
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    ...beth says im handsome robin

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    Wow, Howard looks insane. Just flat out insane. And is that skank's dress cutout all the way around her waist? If she didn't shave, we'd see bush peeking out.
     
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    Notice they say that "someone" coaxed the cat inside, not one of them. The "someone" was probably the person who has been feeding and caring for the cat, taking him inside at night, and allowing him to sit out on the ledge during the day to get some fresh air. Chances are the cat was fine and those dopes made a big deal out of nothing, which gave Beth a chance to get more of the praise and publicity she craves without actually lifting a finger to do anything.
     
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    This cat isn't looking at the view , it's looking to jump and end it all .
     
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    Howard and Beth inching closer towards this every year :rofl:
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    Do You think Buckward really pays this reporter, because if he doesn't she sound like a fucking nut
     
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    Homeless cat wonders why NY area man has so many ill fitting coats, especially in the sleeves.
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    he has the body muscle mass of a child and he has the check to critises other people's looks
     
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    Her dress looks like our curtains.


     
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    This :rolleyeup:
     
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