New Poetry By Emily Stern

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  1. BethSucks

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    June 24, 2013 | 9:13 am [​IMG]
    [h=1]Eagle sing[/h]Posted by Emily Stern



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    You were born and given eagle's
    sings
    something soft, something big.
    Something fluffy, something free,
    have you ever heard
    about the latent cells in the human heart waiting until some perfect time, a pre-determined time when all will sing?
    Are you ready, Song, to be heard?
    do you even care that you weren't before?
    "yes!" Because the song she sings
    will envelop you like eagle's wings.

    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern
     
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    [h=1]Here she discusses her "album":

    birth day, an album by Emily Stern[/h]Posted by Emily Stern


    [​IMG]album art by emily stern © 2012

    Birth Day is an album of 8 songs woven with lyrical melodies and 3 intricately crafted poems orchestrated almost entirely by natural sounds. It explores archetypes and the divine feminine in our collective unconscious with extreme sensitivity to the complexity and daring of spiritual experience. Musical accompainment includes chant, prayer, cicadas, bees, birds, heartbeat, the shofar, a full home birth, thunderstorms, and a conglomerate of conversations on Amsterdam Avenue on a Saturday at midnight.
    Available on iTunes by searching in iTunes for my name "emily stern" or the album's title, "birth day."
    Two of the poems, "Songbirds," renamed "Soul Sings," and "Remembering Love" were first posted on this blog. All lyrics are availble on my website by clicking on song titles.

    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern/item/birth_day_an_album_by_emily_stern
     
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    Thanks. I will use this to induce vomiting when necessary.
     
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    Ronnie Mund writes better poetry.
     
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    You were given an eagle's beak
    Radio.
    Shitty radio, three days a week. Some weeks.
    Nothing funny. Nothing free.
    have you ever heard?
    The old show? The tapes from the old days when you had writers, jokes and laughs?
    Now with the wonk-eyed whore in your brain, the funny is dead.
    The funny has died.
    You wait. Each morning you wait and count down 'til ten
    So you can go home and stare at the wall. Alone.
    Without the wonky one who trots down red carpets and molests frightened animals
    You were given an eagle's beak, daddy
    Use it.
    Rip out the horse-face dolt's eye with it
    Maybe then,
    We'll love you again
     
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    HAHA! Very good. You should submit it to the jewish journal.
     
  8. Mike

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    birthday it's your birthday.

    when i die bury me inside the liquor store

    :boobily:
     
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    You were giving an eagle's beak
    Radio.
    Shitty radio, three days a week. Some weeks.
    Nothing funny. Nothing free.
    have you ever heard?
    The old show? The tapes from the old days when you had writers, jokes and laughs?
    Now with the wonk-eyed whore in your brain, the funny is dead.
    The funny has died.
    You wait. Each morning you wait and count down 'til ten
    So you can go home and stare at the wall. Alone.
    Without the wonky one who trots down red carpets and molests frightened animals
    You were given an eagle's beak, daddy
    Use it.
    Rip out the horse-face dolt's eye with it
    Maybe then,
    We'll love you again



    Peace & Love
     
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    Beautiful! Brought a tear to my eyes:tears2:
     
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    How very lovely.
    :za:
     
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    If Ronnie had a set of balls, next time they do the shitty "Ronnie's terrible poetry bit" he would read one of Emily's poems. Either

    Howard would realize that the mockery is being deflected towards his daughter and he would blow his top (and then have to cover up why he's so angry)

    or more likely, Howard having never read his daughters poetry (out of either diinterest or embarrassment) would start mocking the shit out of the poem, along with anyone else. Then after 10 minutes or so Ronnie could drop the other shoe.

    Either would be hilarious
     
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    Ain't that just like a Jew. "Something free". :coffee:
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Stern is a Jew
    Zoo za zoo
     
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    fuck that made me piss myself
     
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    Dons a jew too
     
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    Howard recently said something about I think Mel Brooks son...that he is a successful I dunno, writer or something...then he said how awful it is when celebs kids get into some type of show business and when they are haarrrrible at it, it is so embarrassing.
     
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    No Heeb Speak . . . :bigcry:
     
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    "latent cells in the human heart waiting until some perfect time...a pre-determined time we all sing"
    I want what she is smokin'
    WTF is that all about??
     
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    How many Heebs do you think bought this piece of "Art" . . . :bigthink