New Poetry By Emily Stern

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  1. BethSucks

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    October was a good month for gibberish:



    October 29, 2013 | 6:26 pm
    Your Love

    Posted by Emily Stern




    Your love could fly, could be grounded
    As if they were different.
    Your love could ask questions
    Be in the stillness of the deepest silence
    Your love could pop up and make this world greener
    And more full. Your love could sit back, receive
    Revere women and men and children and worldliness
    Could tend the truth of Our divinity.

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    October 22, 2013 | 9:58 am
    I Want To Love You

    Posted by Emily Stern



    I want to love you.

    Can I?

    Really, this is me asking permission.

    The repressed heart is really the worst fate,
    what Pharoah had to fear.

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    October 17, 2013 | 6:46 am
    The Angels Are Men

    Posted by Emily Stern



    The angels conceal themselves
    from those who could see them (Avraham could see them)
    To him they must call themselves men.
    And the angels reveal themselves to those who
    Would never see them as angels
    But still to them (Lot would not see them) the angels are men.
    And there was my heart
    That had tried every day
    And the first love he breathed
    He looked at in its most natural way.
    The early mercy became part
    Of this tree and the red
    Freedom peered and she began to
    Put on orange stockings and
    Walk to the news stand.

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    October 9, 2013 | 2:11 pm
    Living Tree

    Posted by Emily Stern



    The Tree
    She asked me about the Tree of Life!
    And I told her that all the way through her,
    She can be a tree. Ever growing, ever giving, free.
    Oh, says the woman, I choose to be a pear tree
    That’s the kind of tree that I would like to be.

    And her trunk is made of parts of pear.
    the pears she makes are made of her
    Completely thoughroughly really. Exactly
    purely, fully tree.
    She imagines giving from the right and receiving on her left,
    Every morning giving, every moment receiving, forever
    Balanced and Connected to the giving in love.

    imagine that the whole world lives in the humungous trunk
    and that all we see is inside the tree of the living.
    The world is being birthed and deathed every moment.

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    http://www.jewishjournal.com/about/author/14218
     
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    why does it always have a Jewish angle?
     
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    Thanks to daddy's fortune she can keep her day job.
     
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    October 22, 2013 | 9:58 am
    I Want To Love You

    Posted by Emily Stern



    Daddy,
    I want to love you.

    Can I?

    Really, this is me asking permission.

    The repressed heart is really the worst fate,
    what Pharoah had to fear... rejection from daddy dear
     
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    Hickory dickory dock
    Why don't Stern girls like the cock?
    Because they will say
    They're incredibly gay
    And old Dad still beats off in a sock
     
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    :rah:
     
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    Wow, that is really shitty and boring.
     
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    Your love could fly, flightless pelican.
    Fly pelican. You can't.
    I spend my days in the hairy feminine valleys of Israeli.
    Little sis with her constant menagerie of mulattos, mestizos and spooks
    Middle sis girds her loins in rice paddies with people you once called gooks
    Everything you are not, flightless pelican
    Everything you are not. That is where we want to be
    Away from you in every aspect. Every regard
    Away from your hook nose and wigged scalp
    Away from the wonky-eyed Jezebel and the cyclical feline zoo
    Away from the horde of near-nameless Mexicans who pick up kitten turds out of sight and out of mind.
    Fly, flightless pelican.
    Fly into the sun. Fly until your wig melts. Drop like a bald rock.
    Fly.
     
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    Absolute shit.
     
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    WASSAT?

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    Is there anyway you can sneak into Howard's birthday bash, steal the mic from JD
    and recite this master piece?

    :lol:
     
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    That's freaking beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye.
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chimney Portions again.
     
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    This is dangerously close to the Engelbert Humperdinck masterpiece, Lesbian Seagull.

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