New Poetry from Emily Stern

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    October 2, 2012 | 10:35 pm
    Through Out The World: Sukkot #2

    Posted by Emily Stern


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    Emily Stern, Nachlaot, Israel 5772

    They say the gates of Forgiveness have closed on Yom Kippur,
    but walk through any gate you want-- the sukah has no doors.
    AND I've learned that every sukkah inside is connected, each sukkah is
    completely one throughout the world
    so you see it really is growing.
    Don't get too attached to the gate you're standing in
    inside there are no doors. Don't get too attached to hearing the WORD
    we are all the same.
    ARE you using this moment to cover yourself
    or to really reveal? Turn the world inside out, and we're splitting at the seams. Turn the sukkah inside out, and the world is built of peace.







    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern
     
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    September 28, 2012 | 12:19 pm
    [h=1]Sukkah #1[/h]Posted by Emily Stern
    The moment that we made it here
    to the sukkah of his I don't need to feel anything
    I don't want to do anything except build
    I do in peace.
    I don't need this to be a sexual metaphore, or one of comfort. You don't need to have a face
    for me to love you. It doesn't need to even be covered by being
    Yours and others'. I don't need to see you with
    your banner,
    I just need You. I need You. I do.
    It's so nice of you to show us how much you love
    surrounding you and everything.
    This wing, this skylight above the holy arc,
    this well, this chuppah open to the sky,
    we can think of it as protection, as our fragility,
    as a place for joy.
    The way we connect shaking the lulav through the air
    and make a straight line that we can remember
    We can see you in every way,
    jumping in the worlds
    and how you rest inside with your whole heart-- (etrog)
    We have to cuddle, and keep our distance
    to come together
    and still, seeing you in the face
    looking at me, I can hardly believe it.
    and when we close the togetherness
    there is always more, come and build your sukkah here
    walk trough any gate you want.
    cleanse yourself again and again,

    I need you. I need you. I do.
     
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    Something ain't right with that girl.
     
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    September 13, 2012 | 2:14 pm
    [h=1]A Rosh Hashana Invite[/h]Posted by Emily Stern
    [​IMG]S.H.E.'s wedding
    part 1
    I am planning a birthday party for all of us-- the one big person that we are. I am buying balloons and a banner and a birthday cake (maybe a honey one) and we are having a picnic in my apartment. I will not hang a sign saying, "the party's here" because the party's everywhere, our tremendous party. This is what the party will be.
    Every moment of Rosh Hashana, a Breslover told me once, is a microcosm, a very concentrated, consecrated microcosm of the year. Some say this about the whole month of Elul leading up to the holiday. The whole of life, the pores that infiltrate the endless moments, These momentary moments like spokespeople for the central point of each molecular structure. When your body changes shape in the night . . .
    A great friend said once that if we all make up Adam, the first man, the head of the human race, a large large person that we all comprise, she said that if we all make up adam, that she is the part of the hand that took the fruits from Eve. I love her. She will eat honey cake and laugh at my party at the stories being told and the blessings being given. We will eat LETTUCE and I will bless us, "Let us . . . " and when we are eating strawberries I will say, "may all your coarseness (straw) turn to berries."
    I feel the waves of changing lasting in my head a little longer than usual, and I raise myself to this level remembering all those whirling Breslov men-- dancing, b'simcha because today is the day, if ever there are to be days again because the days have blessed them. and this same friend will laugh at the list of "funny things children say" that I printed off the internet. I wonder what else will happen as we propel ourselves into these next moments, these next memories, These collisions of NOW and nows and Then and experiences.
    part 2.
    and we reach the birthday that is the individual's that maybe you share with one other person you know, the once in a year birthday for you that you come into after we have tasted the wholeness of heaven on rosh hashana, when we are one. I would hope to have a birthday. When is your birthday?
    and this day . . . this day . . .This this rosh Hashaa, we will stand over the stars. Shooting stars, the light like lightning, the ones who teach, the one who twinkle and remind us who we are. "The funny things grandchildren say." Are you laughing today, Avraham, Sarah? Rivka? Rachel? Leah? are you laughing at the way we twinkle and
    light the candles and blow the bugles
    and joke around in the seriousness
    as the King's whatever we ares.
    Having built a temple we can't yet see.
    Have you noticed your torah, the way you see it, is getting sweeter? It's because Moshiach is in our heads, living, but not in the imaginative way.
    In the way we crown the kind king
    like how some sages said the soul rests in the head.
    yes, that close.
    in joy,
    Sweet New Year, Happy Birthday, Mazal Tov, Shalom
     
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    Fuking what??? And he makes fun of lele sobiesky?? This chick is a complete talentless mess with nothin to say...douche..
     
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    Good thing daddy is a billionaire and this broad doesnt have to hold down a job.
     
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    Let me make a prediction (I haven't read the new "poem" yet)....she talks about being a jew.
     
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    And WHAMMO! I hit it out of the park.

    Does this broad talk about anything other than jew-stuff?
     
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    Sukkah sex is hot
    :sex:
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    Is sukah Hebrew for pussy?
     
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    Is sukkah Jewish for "fuck shack"? :dontknow:
     
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    Didn't Howard tell Chelsea Handler this week that he has 3 daughters who live in the NYC area :wtf:
     
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    Um...what?

    She's gone off the reservation, daddy must be proud.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Something weird must have arrested her developpment at age 14.
     
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    go emily!

    [video=youtube;ugQYVjprJAM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ugQYVjprJAM[/video]
     
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    howard, you're a sukkah.
     
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    mayday!
     
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    Shes the EXACT type of person at occupy wall street. Fucking trust fund kids who have never held a job and think they are artists. i mean really? milk on the sidewalk. I hope you get run over by a bus