New Poetry From Emily Stern

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Can't wait for Part 2:


    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern/item/flowers_for_pesach_part_1


    March 20, 2013 | 10:56 am
    [h=1]Flowers For Pesach: part 1[/h]Posted by Emily Stern




    I had a dream that while we kissed
    my heart beat really fast. so fast that it split the sea.

    Forever and Ever we say that G-d reigns.
    we say that God wins.
    And like in a garden that dream was
    planted
    right before shabbat came in, your final seed
    the seed of freedom
    that split the sea. (what am I talking about? click here)

    And we as we walk ARE that heart
    while we walk our hearts split seeds
    open and so new things can grow
    the world is awake to see
    to see to see.
    Forever gets stale really fast
    except that at the root is THIS
    and the stem is NOW
    and the bloom is the sea.
    that last seed before shabbat came in
    was the first to plant
    what's
    here in the heart.
    I had a dream that while we kissed my heart beat really, really fast. so fast that it went before me
    and my chest has opened through me.
     
  2. Herc

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    Sweet . . . :D
     
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    Can't she write something other than Jewish poetry or songs . . . :dontknow:
     
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    Give her a break, she had to sell all that stale bread on the other site.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    religious freaks....Howard hates them!
    :lol:
     
  6. Herc

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    Times are tough. Even for a insanely wealthy JAP (Jewish American Princess) . . . :(
     
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    She's a really bad Jew if she spells out "God". Big no no.
     
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    If they give her any shit about it she'll do a follow-up to ZooZaZoo - "Fuck the Rabbis" and launch her new slogan "Join the God Revolution"
     
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    Of course not because emily is...

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    SUPER JEW!!!
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    She's in luv...:love:

    I mean.:puke:
     
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    I read this drivel and i have to wonder, just wtf kinda drugs is that broad smokin??
     
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    Wow...she's really into this stuff. Almost cult like. Can't imagine that she has anything to say to the likes of Beth.
     
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    I imagine she has plenty I bet . . .
     
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    So Howie's daughter writes shitty poetry yet he ridicules Ronnie when his girlfriend reads her poem at the block party?
    Oy vey! :facepalm:
     
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    Hypocrisy at it's finest . . .
     
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    Flowers For Pesach: part 1

    Posted by Emily Stern


    Makes more sense now.

    Peace & Love







    I had a dream that while we kissed
    my heart beat really fast. so fast that it split the sea.

    Forever and Ever we say that G-d reigns.
    we say that God wins.
    And like in a garden that dream was
    planted
    right before shabbat came in, your final seed
    the seed of freedom
    that split the sea.
    (what am I talking about? click here)

    And we as we walk ARE that heart
    while we walk our hearts split seeds
    open and so new things can grow
    the world is awake to see
    to see to see.
    Forever gets stale really fast
    except that at the root is THIS
    and the stem is NOW
    and the bloom is the sea.
    that last seed before shabbat came in
    was the first to plant
    what's
    here in the heart.
    I had a dream that while we kissed my heart beat really, really fast. so fast that it went before me
    and my chest has opened through me.
     
  19. balloon knot

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    now i dont blame howard for hiding in his office during their formative years