New pope will be black

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Cocksman, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm up for that just to see the reactions from the flock, lol.
     
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    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing the new pontiff will be some kinda spic
     
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    So does this mean that Grape soda will be replacing wine at the Vatican?
     
  5. DogStar69

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    They are doing it alphabetically


    Nazi
    N!66er
     
  6. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    The flock will go ape shit.LOL
     
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    Pope Rufus I
     
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    I can't wait to hear Gilbert's impression. :D
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Or Pope Leroy, Pope Riley Martin,Pope Shaq.
     
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    They will now relocate the Atlanta mall cop to the Vatican, Can't wait for his next youtube video.


    "Get the fuck outa the front of Vatican gate dawg"

    "but, but I'm da Pope now nigga"
     
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    Ok that's terrible but I did laugh at the cleverness of it.
     
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    Black:brotha: or mexican Pope...:mexican:
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahaha
     
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    according to Nostradamus this is the last Pope. Had that shoved down my throat every time I turned on the history channel before 12/21/12 with all the rest of the EOW conspiracies.
     
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    At the very least, he'll probably come from one of these Third World ghetto nations.

    That's the only place you can sell this religious horseshit anymore.

    It's dying off as the old people die off (literally) in the civilized world....
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Nostradamus was a fool.He said the world would end 12/12/12 and it didn't.
     
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    You better call Pope Tyrone and tell him come on get his shit.

    Why come mass be late everyday? CPT Color Pope time.

    Why come the wafer is replaced by a slice of watermelon?
     
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    Lets give props to his holiness Pope Da'Quan...he represents.
     
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    The next pope should be black but it won't happen in a million years. The Vatican is ruled by old white dudes.
     
  20. Robert Higgins

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    Instead of white puffs of smoke they'll announce the new Pope like this

    [video=youtube;vcZ9ku_wInw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw&sns=em[/video]