They will now relocate the Atlanta mall cop to the Vatican, Can't wait for his next youtube video. "Get the fuck outa the front of Vatican gate dawg" "but, but I'm da Pope now nigga"
according to Nostradamus this is the last Pope. Had that shoved down my throat every time I turned on the history channel before 12/21/12 with all the rest of the EOW conspiracies.
At the very least, he'll probably come from one of these Third World ghetto nations. That's the only place you can sell this religious horseshit anymore. It's dying off as the old people die off (literally) in the civilized world....
You better call Pope Tyrone and tell him come on get his shit. Why come mass be late everyday? CPT Color Pope time. Why come the wafer is replaced by a slice of watermelon?
The next pope should be black but it won't happen in a million years. The Vatican is ruled by old white dudes.
Instead of white puffs of smoke they'll announce the new Pope like this [video=youtube;vcZ9ku_wInw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw&sns=em[/video]