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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by wife is a whore, May 6, 2012.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    If you are a member that possesses a vagina, you are now required to put your height and bra size in your profile. Some of us haven't been here since the beginning and are thus clueless. By adding this info to your profile, it will save us the time to ask and save you from wasting time responding. We need to stream line this joint and try to conserve posts, and therefore memory.

    We do not ask for weight or jeans/panty sizes, because we acknowledge that a lady needs her secrets, but I am sure an answer to Trimmed/Shaved/Natural would lead to many reps.

    We will wait a week before our compliance officer does his checks. Those found to not to be in compliance will be subjected to pm pics of Jason Kaplan's hairy back fat.

    Thank You and Good Day.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    not at all
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    All that work went into it too :facepalm:
     
  5. banksy

    banksy My fav chil VIP

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    Dat din make me ROR at awr. He need to work on some funny word before doin dat again. :asian:
     
  6. Slippy

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    :dontcare:

    Not unless you guys have to reveal length and girth.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Nerd's boobs smacked this guy's head up like a sack of potatoes.
     
  9. beatlejaws

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    you would never stop laughing
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I could use a good laugh!
     
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    now, that was funny
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Height and bra size???? :weird:

    "OMFG Francisco is 5'6" I'm so jerking off to that"
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    my waist size is "equator"
     
  14. banksy

    banksy My fav chil VIP

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    My forehead srope at 45 degrees :asian:
     
  15. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    funny :asian: is back :cheer:
     
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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    :lol:
     
  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Who trying to be funny? Fapping is serious biddness. I wanna know their height, because I like short bitches. Maybe a fruit like you would prefer their shoe size and their favorite time of day to take a dump?
     
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    you are easy to like
     
  19. Just Peachy

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    I did find this thread funny.
     
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    I have a feeling we'd find that ALL Saloon men are mysteriously well-endowed! But it would just be coincidence of course.