New sketch by Howard - he's surprisingly good at capturing his psycho wife

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, May 23, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    * Football shaped face
    * Lopsided mouth that he loves to see SHUT
    * Cunty glare
    * Straggly hair
    * Lopsided breast
    * Sloping shoulders


    bethostern Sketch by Howard

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    he's good at making her look extra cunty.
     
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    evil yet vacant stare
     
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    He captured the Lyle Alzado neck perfectly
     
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    I think he was going for a Picasso type thing, not realizing how accurate it was.
     
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    I wonder how much his lessons cost ?
     
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    He is the worst person in the world......:jj:
     
  10. Thelma

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    I bet you're right.

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    He wanted to hang it in The Friars Club but Pat Cooper told him "She ain't in show business!"

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    He should take some lessons from whoever runs the Beth fan blog.
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    Are you looking to learn how to draw DW?
     
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    this kills me every time! :cwl:

    and I always think he is wearing overalls. i want to :spit: and :facepalm: until i realize it's a scarf, then i just :puke:
     
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    That look he captured is how he sees her for real...away from the cameras. Pouty, cunty, hard stare. He is in Hell and this is passive aggressive way to communicate to us and her. :jj:
     
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    "Its a summer scarf! Who are you wearing, you freak!!?? Get off my phone!! Time for Robins newwws. Robin? Robin?"
     
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    I picture Wiggy all alone in his section of the house wistfully sketching pictures of Beth while she's in "Girl Town" avoiding him like the plague.
     
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    this is a great portrait! it captures her vapidity.
     
  20. HeyThere

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    I thought this was a joke until I clicked the link. I honestly don't get it