New Social Life Cover for Beth

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  1. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Posing with the latest cover - Beth can get this gem framed to add to her collection on the walls of chimney manor.

     
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    They look like 2 different people.
     
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    What year was that photo taken ?
     
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    Hopefully she gets that giant goiter under her left arm removed without delay. Thing is disgusting.
     
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    Beff looks like Dope-ahontas.
     
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    I am going to get my wife a set of "beach heels" for her birthday. Where does one find these?
     
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    Who the fuck stands next to a poster of themselves.

    Beth has some serious problems, but the biggest one of them all.... she totally fucking clueless.
     
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    Beth reminds me of Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck in that photo...Beth is desperately clinging to youth, at 43 years old.

    She is a little old for beach bikini photos...kind of pathetic. She looks good for her age, no doubl, but Father Time and his wall cannot be stopped.

    At least she didn't have a three legged blind foster cat under her arm.

    And Social Life magazine...please...45,000 subscribers.
     
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    I bet Beth could make the cover of People if she murders at least 2 people or goes down in a spectacular suicide. A plain old OD wont do it. Something to think about, Beth.
     
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    Wedges are good. :)
     
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    ...beth likes them because she gets to make "pokey things" in the sand.
     
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    I get the impression that every square inch of wall and shelf space in their homes is covered with photos of Beth and mirrors.
     
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