New spurs assistant coach

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  1. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    How long before shes bangin a player?

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    How soon before she gets banged by a player.
     
  3. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    thats what i said lol
     
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    Coach Mudshark?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Anal
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    i see a bulge in her pants....not that there's anything wrong with that...
     
  7. BethSucks

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    Is she associated with the Iluminati?
     
  8. ItsAWholeThing

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    pop is gonna pop on her face :taffer:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :eek::oops:
     
  11. Blur

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    37 years old... only 5'6"!
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    she likes Tuna
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    She seems to like holding balls.
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    i would have to see her pubic area to give a definitive answer...i'll be looking for a triangle...
     
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    Is she going to shower with the players.
     
  16. azman5103

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    There is literally NOTHING she could teach an NBA player. Every single player that ever makes the Spurs roster will have accomplished something 1000000X more impressive than anything this cunt did.

    This is a complete joke. It's like having a kid that once hit a home run in the little league world series be immediately promoted to hitting coach of a major league team. This bitch couldn't even use the same ball as the players that she'll be "coaching".

    I'll be happy to see the 37 year old, 5'6 dyke try to teach Tim Duncan about post defense. She should consider herself lucky they even allow her to watch a practice...let alone walk onto the floor.
     
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    I'd she spends the next twenty years in the league's locker room, she will still see less BBC than Howard has.
     
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    Yep, your years in the CBA, NBA and D-League leave you immensely qualified to make such a statement...
     
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    Please tell me ONE thing this woman could teach the 12-15 players that are on the roster of the World Champion San Antonio Spurs?? Every one of the those players was a better basketball player by the time they were sophomores in High School than this cunt has ever been. Almost all of them will have played college ball (or on a foreign pro team), and all of them will have been drafted into the NBA, or at least made an NBA roster.....making them one of the 360-400 best basketball players on the planet. Again...what could she possibly teach the 12 of the best players in the world, who are currently on the best team in the world?? What will her contributions be??
     
  20. NotMyBro

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    She's a lesbian.
     
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