Entertainment New Star Wars Movie Kills First Victim

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  1. Javaforgotme

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    Undoubtably more to follow.

    Daniel Fleetwood was able to see an early cut of The Force Awakens last week after the hashtag supporting his wish went viral, catching the attention of Star Wars stars John Boyega, Peter Mayhew and Mark Hamill.

    Sadly, just days after viewing the early cut Daniel passed away from depression and boredom. His dying words were quoted to be, "The Horror! The Horror".

    It is unknown if Lucasfilm will delay the opening of the film to reconsider editing - with the hope of avoiding other viewer deaths.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/...ood-dies-after-seeing-force-awakens/75504344/
     
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    He is with the force now
     
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    I remember back in1999 when star wars douchws camped outside to watch the first episode. That was funny. There was a great bit done by Triumph the insult dog.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I plan on watching the third version of the movie, after Lucas has a chance to clean it up a couple of times.

    Han Solo straight-up murdered a guy in a bar, and Lucas covered up the evidence.