New Stern Contest Send in Best new Theme Song $5000 prize

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Teeney, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Just heard commercial. Money is sponsored by dollar shave club. See those long meetings really paid off. Groundbreaking entertainment .

    Do any of you Dawgs have any good theme songs in mind?
     
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  2. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town Banned User

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    A re-work of Steve Miller's, ''Take The Money and Run".
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    [video=youtube;Vb3IMTJjzfo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo&sns=em[/video]
     
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    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    No more "Tortured Man"????
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Don't you mean "Tortured Fans" :)
     
  7. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I owe you a rep :)
     
  8. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    when i hear the show needs a new theme song all i can hear in my head is "europe"

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  9. FSFN

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    Only thing that pops up is the line from Dire Straits "Money for Nothing" .... "That faggot is a millionaire"
     
  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    And thus is born a song parody idea" "I'm a tortured fan... I'm a tortured fan.... I can't believe what has happened to this man." etc. listing all of 'evolved' Howard's traits in the verses.
     
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    [video=youtube;zBpVW2UJrNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBpVW2UJrNk[/video]
     
  13. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Hey Moby- if you win I want half the profits. I will sue, we have a contract.
     
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    I nominate Zoo Za Zoo as the new theme song for the new and improved Howard Stern Show.


    :za: :za: :za: :za: :za: :za: :za: :za: :za:
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    [video=youtube;d5GGNdc_xSo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5GGNdc_xSo[/video]
     
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    I'll send in this one...
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    Rockstar hair, I love when they talk about me
    Got to smile, when Toni wax hair with me
    I want some hair, and I want a lot
    It might look real, but that's where it stops

    ohhhh
    That wig ain't a part of me
    No, that wig ain't a part of me
    I said no, that wig ain't a part of me
    No, that wig ain't a part of me
    I said no, that wig ain't a part of me
    No, that wig ain't a part of me
    I said no, that wig ain't a part of me
    No, that wig ain't a part of-part of-part of me
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    I like L.D., I'm lovin' the style he wear
    Hes almost bald, but for hairsystems he dont care
    I wanna cry, and throw away my pride
    But its to late, I'll wear the wig 'till I'm eighty five

    ohhhh
    That wig ain't a part of me....
    [video=youtube;_pcWbnQDMD0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_pcWbnQDMD0[/video]
     
  18. Guts83

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    On my phone but

    pink Floyd: money
     
  19. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery.

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    Is Tortured Man what they are replacing? I would replace American Nightmare since he is certainly not that anymore. Replace it with "I'm a big pussy who loves the cock".
     
  20. tHISisKiSSeL

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    yes