Stern Show New Stern show highpoint

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  1. Sloppyjoe

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    Fake Melania Trump phone call bit.


    Choke yourself Howard
     
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    Did she sound like Dracula?
     
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    She sounds like Maya Rudolph's SNL impression of Donatella Versace, so yes.
     
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    And yet you keep listening
     
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    These days I listen in 5 or 10 minute blocks when I'm in my truck until sternthology comes on and I can listen to actual funny bits from the past.

    I left my office and drove a few minutes to a clients office and the bit I hear is "fake Melania".

    Groundbreaking stuff
     
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    How does howies piss taste?:bethsucks:
     
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    Whoa.


    Roid rage.
     
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    I've been off for a month :grad:
     
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    I didn't think this warranted another thread but, anyone looking for a new morning show might wanna check out 95.5 KLOS' morning show in a couple weeks. Frosty is coming back! Frosty, Hiedi & Frank was a midday show a while back that got the boot when the talk station they were on switched formats to faggit music. Hiedi and Frank got hired at KLOS and I listen to about an hour most days. They're ok but, Frosty made the funny. They announced today that he'll be back on 9/6. I can't wait and can't believe that I'll now be listening to a whole show on terrestrial radio again... one that blows Stern's shit away. KLOS is a classic rock station in L.A. so it may not actually be a morning show for a lot of you but :dontknow: Fuck Stern
     
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    But I'll be back on as soon as we come back from vacation next month
     
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    How much progress did you make and what is your goal?
     
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    Frosty? Do they do phone tap? Because those guys that do that are crazy.... (not really).
     
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    Went from 222 to 245lbs. Lost a significant amount of water retained weight and am holding steady at 235.

    The hardest part about not being on is how much more difficult it is to maintain intensity in the gym when you need it most. Can't push as hard or as long so everything happens more slowly and painfully.

    I'd say for now my goal is a solid 250lbs after water weight comes off and just muscle mass is my final goal. After that it's maintaining it that's the bitch.

    But to go up 13lbs in 10 weeks of mass and muscle and feel no pain, soreness, or fatigue is an amazing and I must admit, attractive thing.
     
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    Nice work. How tall are you [no homo].
     
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    :snicker: At least they're not the Rush Hour Renegades or some shit. They're really not that yuck-yuck type. Frosty's a fat conservative with some faggy tendencies. Heidi's a lezbo. Franks like a douchebag frat boy but, when they make fun of each other it gets pretty good.
     
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    my math says 23 lbs....
     
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    a hair under 5'11
     
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    I'm just not a morning zoo type of guy. no talk-ups and no contrived ball busting.
     
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    i reached 245, but immediately lost 10lbs within a week because it was all water retention. once i pissed away 10lbs of water weight i leveled off at 235 and have been busting my ass to maintain that. i am not going to count a gallons worth of water that was in my body as "gains".

    i think when a lot of people in the steroid world talk about losing all their "gains" it comes down to losing all the water your body has stored up and not keeping up the intensity after to keep the new muscle working and building.
     
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    Damn. 5'11" 250 cut is big.