NEW STUDY! Time To Give Up The Bras, Ladies. You've Been Lied To All These Years!

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  1. Spazzmatazz

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    Countering everything we’ve ever been told about supporting the upper curves, a new study from France says we’ve got it all wrong. Wearing a bra does nothing to decrease back pain, and the support offered by a brassiere actually encourages the breasts to sag. Quelle horreur!

    As reported in The Local, a 15-year study led by Jean-Denis Rouillon, from the University of Besançon in eastern France, found that "bras are a false necessity.â€

    "Medically, physiologically, anatomically — breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra," Rouillon, a sports science expert, told France Info radio.

    In a job presumably envied by many, Rouillon spent a decade and a half measuring the changes in breasts of hundreds of women using a slide rule and caliper at the Centre Hospitalier Universitaire in Besançon. The participants were all between the ages of 18 and 35.

    Of the braless women, the researchers concluded that "on average their nipples lifted on average seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders."

    A 28-year-old woman who took part in the study hasn't worn a bra for two years now, and doesn’t expect to go back.

    "There are multiple benefits: I breathe more easily, I carry myself better, and I have less back pain," she told France Info.


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    [video=youtube;-O0MOz1yt-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O0MOz1yt-c[/video]
     
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    Is that so....
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    Are you on the other side or something? I'm trying to start a fucking trend here! :slapping:
     
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    Most breasts work great with or without a bra until they become what nature intended: feed bags. After that all bets are off.
     
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    Science needs to get to work on a gel or laminate that restore the perk and color of ruined nipples. Maybe some kind of varnish...
     
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    I don't know why, but I searched "7mm nipples". I got this.

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    I'll be the first to admit that a nice, fit woman in a tank top and no bra on a summer day is a wonderful, wonderful thing. But for the most part, I think bras are an awesome thing for those of us who like boobs that don't border a belly button.

    Plus I've always been a huge fan of the moment where the bra comes off and the boobs magically and gently spill out...

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    NSFW

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    You NEVER see tits like that in Africa or Papua New Guinea. Never.
     
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    Books?

    I've heard of stuffing bras before, but BOOKS? :wtf:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Smartass.

    I blame the vodka.
     
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    I've always been interested in the fact that the human female is the only female in the entire animal kingdom that maintains fully developed breasts even when not pregnant. Every female of every other mammalian species do not have breasts in their daily lives and only develop them once they are pregnant, so they will be able to feed their young after birth.

    Apparently, in the entire animal kingdom, only the human male considers the female's breasts to be sexually arousing. Hence, women's breasts have evolved to be present year round for us to ogle and appreciate.

    Thank you, Lord!
     
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    tits always get 5 stars in my book :marx:
     
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    Smartass? You know me too well!

    You gonna take a hit off this or am I gonna have to crash land it in the ashtray? :toke:
     
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    that caliber is pretty hard to find anywhere :bug: