WTF New tit shopping w/ the wife- need advice

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  1. shitbird14

    shitbird14 Active Member

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    Two kids later her perfect 36 d's are now wrecked with awful nips.

    Asking the shed for advice
     
  2. HowieStearn

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    Ill need a few pics to help you out here

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  3. DaTenses

    DaTenses Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, not much we can do without pics, sorry.
     
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    Height weight ..... Does she work out.. ect all factors.... but the NEW NEW of Augmentation is Fat Cell Breast Augmentation. They suck out 1500 cc of fat or so, so you have to have a chunky wife, from strategic sites and transfer it to the Breast. So added benefit is you lipo fatty suborn areas augment breast however if its done wrong the body will reabsorb the fat(as fuel) and you're stuck with flat boobs again with the added riske of getting other stuff..
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    Where they suck the fat into 1500 cc..

    cost much more than conventional breast implants
     
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  5. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo Gold

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    Really?? I had four kids and have 36 D's and mine are not too shabby. Yes, they are droopier than when I was 20. Or 30. But they will pass. Maybe I have good boob genertics?
    How are her nips awful?? Sorry, I know this is a fantasy site where all you old guys surf young hot girl pics and hate to throw a dose of reality in. But I have a friend who has breast cancer. Had a double masectomy and she had to get her nipples tatoo'd on. Her husband is so glad she's alive he doesn't care. Not to bring you down but man up. Im assuming she gave you two healthy children? And your body is still rockin' right???
    Need details.
    Negged and reported.
     
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  6. Mr. Meatkabob

    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    My advice is do not ask a web forum full of shit-talking know-it-alls advice on how to fix your wife's rack. Go talk to a surgeon.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Pics or fuck off.
     
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    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    Considering the reason for the thread, are these pics we really want to see?
     
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    A lift wont suffice? She really wants plastic garbage under her skin?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Hi there.
     
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    This is what my friend did. But she did it because she had cancer. It was a 10-12 hour surgery. She was not a fattie. As a matter of fact she was trying to gain weight before surgery. I was kind of against it. Why do you need the boobs? Just survive. I'm sure I felt this way because she was my friend and who had cancer and who gives a shit about anything else at that point? We were college roommates so we are talking 20+ years and I lived with her and had some of the best times of my life with her-mostly involving getting guys to buy us drinks :happy:
    It was a looong recovery and seems very painful. But maybe that was because she had a double masectomy at the same time.
     
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    Plastic surgery ruins everything. Unless it's necessary for medical reasons it dumb and not attractive.
     
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    :mrpeanut:
     
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    This
     
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    Why don't you need boobs?

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    this thread belongs in the hoochie bin.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    I'm sorry does this crusty melvin expect us to help without pics?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    All tits need to be seen.
     
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