New Video Game Controller For Chicks

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  1. wife is a whore

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    http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/05/the-skea-games-controller-will-give-you-better-orgasms-4821428/

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    Does it come with a dust cover?
     
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    Looks exactly like the wevibe for couples.
     
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    The Artie Lange Show
    Dr. Wendy Walsh visits The Artie Lange Show to talk relationships and We-Vibe 4.
    http://we-vibe.com
     
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    I'm digging the new remote control models. Could be fun!
     
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    That remote looks my crazy Italian's uncle curved cock when he walks the streets naked.
     
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    My ex drew the line at me buying remote controlled panties for her. I thought it would have been a fun night at the bar.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    "Water Proof Charging Socket" is a nice euphemism for the part that goes up the ass.
     
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    What's really fun is if your out somewhere and doing that, and the batteries die in the remote, while the vibe is turned all the way up. :evilgrin2:
     
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    Good move dumping her!
     
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    Really. What a God damn prude!!!
     
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    Ronnie would stick that up his ass.
     
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    That's been my perpetual deal breaker too - next generation controller ice-princess prudeness.
     
  16. wife is a whore

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    Well, she pretty much left me for the Hitachi. It took a few months to get her to move out.
     
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    Meh, toys are fun but they are better when used by a couple. Personally. I hate the hitachi but I know it is very popular with some women.
     
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    This is the new vibrator that women can wear around their necks. It has a small motor in it and is battery operated. :facepalm:

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    When she put it on her clit and I was bangin her lil butt, I aint never heard nor seen a broad cum so hard. Her O-ring clamped and locked down on my cock like a vise. She thought I was being romantic and cuddling, but I didn't want to yank it out and hurt either of us. I had to pee real bad too. It was touch and go for about 5 minutes.

    P.S. No like Hitachi. You more of an in/out girl than a clit girl?
     
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    Whoooaa whooaaaa...I just came from (npi) the "favorite animated show" thread! Lemme put my deviant face on now.

    The "touch and go" part eventually brought it all home to class.
     
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