New wearable lets you charge your gadgets by jerking off

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off
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    According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

    Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your mom's basement door, we're sure you can persevere.




    http://gizmodo.com/finally-a-wearable-that-lets-you-charge-your-gadgets-b-1688232359
    http://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband#intro


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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I could start a side business!
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    LukeReject Mult Banned User

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    Gary Puppet just became a public utility!
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I could power half of America with this gadget! Someone pay me to do this!
     
  5. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Your puppet penis will qualify for alternative energy tax credits too. Win/win. Go green. Go Gary Puppet.
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    A power company?
     
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    I should buy this for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, it would come in handy.
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Energy independence at last. I'm a patriot. Just keep the Sienna West pron coming.
     
  9. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there...
     
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