New Year 2016 Resolutions - Fuck 2015 - It's Over

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Any resolutions for the coming year?
    Outside of the usual health and welfare conditions any big plans or life altering changes?

    I plan on drinking and whoring around more myself. 2 things I have cut out of my life while raising the kids.


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  2. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    my marriage has been on shaky ground for a while now. guess it's time to decide if it's worth salvaging or move on.
     
  3. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Do yourself a favor and stay out of the Isabella thread. I think both her and her husband Mort could seriously warp your views on marriage and point you in the wrong direction.

    In all seriousness divorce, especially with kids involved, can be hard core. I'm a 2 time veteran and I don't wish that shit on anybody. Best wishes in the year ahead.
    You know thinking out loud here why don't you start a thread chronicling your marital problems. You are sure to get loads of free advice and might have some fun as well.
     
  4. The Snork

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    Poor sweet Mort.

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  5. newcastlefan

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    i plan to never, ever use public mass transit again.
     
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  6. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Understandable. I gave it up when the smell of fermented curry and man-ass became to much.



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    i just ran out of knees to injure on the trains.
     
  8. Pooh bear

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    I should resolve to not spend so much time here but I'm pretty sure that won't be happening .....too many fun and funny people who make me laugh on a daily basis :sarcastic:
     
  9. HypocriteHowie

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    Be sure to share all the details here at Dawgs so that we can give you the best advice possible.

    I can't think of one member that has regretted coming here and opening up their souls.
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  10. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Come on now that kind of thing never gets old.

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  11. Bristol Chicken

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    So you are cutting back to 23 hours a day?
     
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  12. Pooh bear

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    Shut up :jj:
     
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    I plan on being an even bigger asshole in 2016.
     
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  14. Bristol Chicken

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    Can only imagine the regrets if some of the spouses came on here and read this stuff. That would make one hell of an interesting round table discussion.
     
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  15. Bristol Chicken

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    I checked my sources. You have been logged on to the Shed for over 8,162 hours to date this year. The only verified time it has been off was when you were cavorting with 'Pete'. None of my business I know.

    In light of the new year and your announced resolution lets try to keep your on-line hours under 8000 in 2016.
     
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    I resolve to make it to 2017.
    Not likely though.:rip2:
     
  17. Pooh bear

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    Ummmm.....shouldn't you be out whoring around Mr. Watermelon?? :snicker:
     
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    Stop! Don't say that :console:
     
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    1) I'd like to stay above the grass for another year.

    2) Then knock off a bunch of stuff off my bucket list. I made a pretty good dent in it this year, but it's a long list.
     
  20. Bristol Chicken

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    Yes. In fact I'm stepping out in a few minutes. I'll let you know about any whoring that goes on.
     
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