New Year's Resolutions - Progress Report here

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  1. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    I suck.

    1) Exercise 3 days per week - Fail. Have not started yet....but it is winter and I like to go outside.
    2) Play my guitar - Fail. Picked it up only once since Jan 1st.
    3) Meditate Daily - Partial success - Meditated about every other day.
    4) Cut down on sugar - doing pretty well here.
    5) Read for 30 min before bed. Fail. Only thing I am reading is the Shed.

    So all in all its a rating of D. I will keep at it and see if I can get it up to a B.


    So how are you guys / girls doing ?
     
  2. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

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    My resolution to not have a resolution is a solid A.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    Resolutions. :jj:
     
  4. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Stick with it. its all about making it a habit.
     
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  5. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    My resolution was to watch football and drink beer. So far so good.
     
  6. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    ive only needed 3 morning after pills mixed in girls omlets in 3 weeks. Not a bad 2016...
     
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  7. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Fuck a lot of women before February - Fail
     
  8. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Keeping a positive attitude and focus. I'd say C+ so far but I gotta keep on it.
     
  9. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Ditto!
     
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    TheWonk 2012 OG VIP Gold

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    Enjoy my REAL LIFE friends and family more.

    :haha:
     
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    batcave Well-Known Member

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    Joined a gym and I've lost 10 lbs so far....
     
  12. TeeDonkey

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    :spit:

    Right there with ya buddy, that's why I don't even bother.
     
  13. TeeDonkey

    TeeDonkey Well-Known Member VIP

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    Dude if you look like your AV, just go to Europe and take Dat shit yo.... Allah ohmar akbar style.
     
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  14. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    What is this resolution that you speak of?
     
  15. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I didn't make any resolutions, so I'm doing great so far!
     
  16. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    I'm holding steady at about 15 beers a day. Haven't missed a day since New Years. Things are right on track. :yes:
     
  17. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    There's always tomorrow :smile: image.jpg
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    Needs more smilies :happy:
     
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  19. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Drink more/make more money. So far, the mission is being accomplished. Oh, more threesomes, too. Working on that.
     
  20. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Congrats! :lo5:
     
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