New York mafia declares war on ISIS

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  1. chapped

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    New York mafia declares war on ISIS


    Son of mobster John Gambino, Giovanni Gammbino on Wednesday told NBC News that the rise of global terrorism allows the Mafia to show its good side. He also claimed the Mafia can do a better job of protecting the city from terror attacks than the NYPD. Gambino, a prolific author of mob history and a scion of the family that saw the rise of the likes of John Gotti and Paul Castellano, said the nature of the mob made it fundamentally better equipped than traditional law enforcement to handle a threat like ISIS. Gambino said that ISIS has so far been unable to infiltrate or launch any successful attacks in Sicily because of the protection offered by the local Mafia.

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    ISIS has yet to launch any attacks in Italy, but it has been identified as a future target in a video released Thursday. Gambino was cool to the idea of any mob-fed partnership in fighting ISIS, but said that ultimately everyone was on the same side on this one. , organized crime has a long history of working with the federal government. During World War II, mob icon Charlie "Lucky" Luciano provided intelligence and support networks from his prison cell for the war effort and played an integral role in Operation Husky, the 1943 Allied invasion of Sicily. Another future kingpin, Vito Genovese, even worked as an interpreter for the U.S. Army in Italy. In 1960, the CIA worked with the Chicago mob in a failed attempt to kill Cuba's Communist dictator, Fidel Castro.

    Western nations have responded to recent ISIS atrocities by ramping up airstrikes against the crazed jihadis, who are reportedly on the brink of defeat after being cornered in just 34 bases. The revelation comes after ISIS fanatics went on the rampage in Paris, attacking bars and a concert hall and slaughtering 130 innocent people. In the aftermath of the atrocity mobsters in the US city of New York have apparently reassured their communities that they will work to


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    The Wack Pack declares war on ISIS

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    Make em an offer they can't refuse.
     
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    In before the ETM "you know what to do" jokes.
     
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    ...mr chairman! mr chairman! charles "lucky" lucciano was a proud american! mr chairman you owe my client an apology! mr chairman this committee owes an apology!
     
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    "You got a schmata on youse head?!?"

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    If ISIS decides to try and take over garbage pick up on Long Island there's gonna be trouble.
     
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    This will have 0.0 effect. Unless there is spme ratting and boasting they can do. Side note one of the most unrealistic scenes in film history is in a Bronx Tale. When a bunch of old fat guinzos kock the shit out of the cranked out of their skulls Hells Angels who see more fist fights in an hour than those old prima donnas saw their entire lives. Willingess to blow up or shoot someone on the sly does not a tough guy make.
     
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    Mob threads are never a waste of time
     
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    this sounds like a job for a real italian mobster

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    I thought the "mob/mafia" didn't exist?

    Today pfft...even less influence. Wgas/wgaf.
     
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    there's a saying.. those who don't know talk and those who know don't talk
     
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    4ft Jew...and he thinks he is Italian too
     
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    The Miami Dolphins have declared war on ISIS
    Of course, they thought that ISIS was this girl right here:
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    SUCK ON MY ISIS OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!