News News Team plesents: Ladio Glonk saga

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Butt Trumpet, Dec 29, 2015.

  1. Butt Trumpet

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    Gleetings, evelybody, it is I, you vavorite bitey news hound, vis a summary of zis ongoing saga of vaggotly and butthurt.
    As alvays accuracy and balance is never vocking assured, so suck it, vatties. :mrdracula:
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    It all began vis ze odd leetle comment and zhit flom contloversial board blah blah vord loving nubian, ze @EmperorsNewCaps, asking pointed qvestions of ze hosts of ze Ladio Glonk, asking about ze length and qvality of ze show, and hinting about tlouble and butt pain in ze lanks.

    Zis lesulted in @ARM taking him to task qvite nastily vis accusations, vis ze occasional comment flom ze @SomerSky, confirming nothing yet saying evelyvun is vely happy.

    And yet...

    A few leetle termites came out of ze vood vork, in ze form of @Teeney , @Deee and @EmperorsNewCaps, accusations of lack of acknowledgement, lack of lespect, misgommmunications and lack zereof.
    Ze stlaw zat bloke ze camels back appears to be ze latest episodes, no @teehee, @EmperorsNewCaps.
    Feelings vere hurt, laptops kept, people vere blocked.

    Serial vaggot @xavier decided to vhite knight and send unvanted PMs to ex staffers, vhich lestulted in his abject humiliation and sealed his vaggotly label vorever.

    @Cylon got involved and got verbally ass laped too lol.

    Feelings gontinue to be raw, vith my cub news leporter @Slow being blocked by Ladio Glonk staff members (soon to be me plobably), for pointing out hipoclisy and flagile egos.

    Ze saga gontinues, ve at ze news team vish nothing but success vor ze Ladio Glonk, but vill not be bullied, intimidated nor gagged by anybody.
    Happy new vocking year flom ze news team!:cheer:
     
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    Can anyone translate "unfunny retard" for us?
     
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    I worked with someone from Romania, they didn't talk like this.
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    I have never been more happy to have all those freaks blocked :lol:
     
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    Say what you want but it's still more easy to read than that Mexican shit . I hate that .
     
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    I don't speak jive.
     
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    Can you write a bit about Isabella and her jungle fever thread?

    Do you think it's a made up story?
     
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    Yes....'gitfiddle'......:cheer:
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I zink I was zagged by azzizent
     
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    No way Jose! :hug:
     
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    Yes
     
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    You'll pay for this, Judas.

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    Breaking: Somer is offering a pretty penny to the first e knight that can bring @mr.dracula to justice with a good scolding

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    Dracula>NY Post
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    How many laptops does a pretty penny buy these days?
     
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    1 broken laptop with a set of wonder years dvds

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    We at the news department are officially team @teehee .

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