NEWSFLASH: White guy suspended for drugs.

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  1. wife is a whore

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    Dustin Johnson suspended by the PGA for 6 months after failing a drug test for coke. It is his 2nd suspension.

    When is the last time a white guy was suspended for recreational drugs? Steve Howe's 15 suspensions sticks out in my head, but that was long ago. Maybe Birdman in the NBA? Wasn't he addicted to smack?
     
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    never looked at it as a black white thing :dontknow:

    what is more peculiar is that golf tests for weed and blow
     
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    Another golfer - John Daly in 2009?

    http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3801877

    John Daly smashed one tee shot off the top of a beer can during a pro-am. At another tournament, he returned from a rain delay with Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden as his caddie. And his most memorable photo this year came in an orange jail suit, eyes half-closed.

    Daly said Wednesday that such unwelcome publicity is why the PGA Tour suspended him for six months.

    The two-time major champion confirmed his suspension to The Associated Press, calling this the low point of an 18-year career during which he has made as much news off the course as he has with his prodigious game.

    "Is it fair that I got suspended?" he said. "It's not fair in reality, but it's probably fair in perception."

    Daly said he wanted to go public to let fans and tournaments know that he wasn't abandoning them by taking his game to the European tour. At least until the spring, he simply didn't have much of a choice.







    "I'm not sure this is the smartest thing to do, but I'd rather be honest, especially with the fans," he said. "It's hard for me not to play on the West Coast. I love it out there."

    PGA Tour spokesman Ty Votaw declined comment, even after seeing Daly's remarks, citing the tour's longtime policy of not discussing fines or suspensions.

    This is the second time the tour has suspended Daly, along with at least two other times when he agreed to sit out the final few months of a season to get his life in order.

    He has not played on the PGA Tour since he missed the cut Oct. 17 in Las Vegas. Ten days later, police in Winston-Salem, N.C., said he appeared intoxicated outside a Hooters restaurant, and Daly was taken to jail to sleep it off. That led to his photo in the orange jail suit, which became an Internet sensation.
     
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  5. wife is a whore

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    They surely implemented it when Tiger showed up, in attempt to keep a brutha down.

    I am completely not shocked by this. He is engaged to Gretzsky's daughter, and she is nothing but an LA party whore, like her mother.
     
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    death penalty
     
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    Explains why he had the "yips" when putting
     
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    They are also saying he fucked another PGA tour player's wife.
     
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    well first off it's golf. it's not like any one actually gives a fuck. and coke will fuck up a golf game. jitters are not good. the guy should smoke pot instead.

    you know who often gets busted and in trouble? loud mouthed assholes. those that apologize and behave usually are fine.

    2 strikes and he has to get a real job. :bigcry:
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Wait a minute. You get suspended from the PGA, and they let you go play in Europe? That is ridiculous.
     
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    Since he has been w/ this fine piece of coke whore?

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    I love John Daly.
     
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    This is old news. DJ has been a snowman for awhile. He's also banging a few wives.
     
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    That's kinda creepy to have your dad's number so close to your cooch.
     
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    just so you know her old man is always watching :facepalm:
     
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    I wonder if a rotating red light comes on when a guy scores with her.
     
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    The test golfers for drugs? Why? They should give every golfer any drug they want, might make the shit, nearly dead game interesting.
     
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    I agree. Golf would be watchable if they made em smoke boat at the beginning of each round.
     
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    It will take a 1/2oz of coke just to fill the camel toe, I am willing to supply the 1/2oz, and snort it out of the camel toe just because I am a good guy.
     
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