Stern Show Newspapers

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  1. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Do you read the paper? The actual ink-on-paper newspaper? If not, when's the last time you touched one?

    I'll pick one up when I'm out of newsprint to light my charcoal chimney for grilling. That's about it. Newspaper invariably reprint or parrot propaganda. They're dirty, literally dirty, with the rubber-based ink rubbing off on everything.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    some people here use it to wipe their ass
     
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    December 7th, 1941
     
  4. Scott

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    The paper was much more interesting on the 8th. You gave up too soon.
     
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    Bought my first one since my mom died, today. W/ smartphone to surf the net while on the toilet, I just don't read em anymore. Prior to the last 2-3 yrs, I bought the NYDailyNews every day for about 18yrs.
     
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    I'm a weirdo, I read 3 to 4 newspapers a day.
     
  7. Sloppyjoe

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    No. I get all my news via Facebook memes
     
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    Only people over 70 read actual newspapers

    Kids under 21 don't even know what they are.

    Real papers/magazines will be gone in 25 years.

    I haven read a real paper/book/magazine since I got my first Ipad.
     
  9. ScottBaiosPenis

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    used to be so important but the internet lead to massive consolidation and now they basically just print syndicated shit unless its very big paper. friend of mine worked for a paper that had been in business for 130 years . he said they have 2 staff writers and the rest of the stuff comes in from texas over the wire. it just keeps getting bought out by bigger and bigger consolidators

    put a fork in it, print is done
     
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    Unfortunately your right
     
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    Its the same news evey fucking day. Killings, ODs, Rapes , it Two hot Two cold.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Only the NY Times, Robin.
     
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    I read lots of newspapers.

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    When I visited home in July. My 74yo father still gets the Inquirer delivered every day.
     
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    I wanted to fuck her so hard back then.
     
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    OMG, I love when Beth trys to read the newspaper and a cat sits down on it so she cant read it. Hoo hoo thats so hilarious.
     
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    I've been trying the Howard method lately, turning it upside down
     
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    Sad but true.
    In my childhood town of around 70,000 most every kid could expect to be pictured in the paper. All the local news was there. When I came home from college I would read it.
    Now? It's a section in the Chicago paper.
    Fucking sucks.
    Everything is homogenized.
     
  20. The Booey

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    What's a newspaper?