Next door neighboors garage/safe house just burnt down...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DJ Retardo, Jun 10, 2015.

  1. DJ Retardo

    DJ Retardo Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like getting woken up by the sherriff at 3am telling you to get out of your house, Howard related because he burned his credibility.
     
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    That's awful. Is your house OK.
     
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    yeah its all good here, no damage to our place(no one next door got hurt, I wouldn't complain if a couple of the punks got second degree burns though), kids are at grandmas
     
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    That stuff is so scary. Glad you are Ok. and neighbors did not get burned..
     
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    i was joking about the burning part, they are just dumb kids, they had something to do with it though they are telling the fire marshall five different stories right now
     
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    Probably lit up some ganja, fell asleep and the rest is history.
     
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    Just in case you should own A piece of the Rock for things like that.
     
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    No, Howard related because a family of birds and foxes got woken up by several bulldozers eliminating their habitat for Chimneyland.
     
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    I'd guess that the wires going to their grow lights got too hot and star4ted the blaze.
     
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  10. DJ Retardo

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    Nah, they aren't growing, they brag about having medical cards. The healthiest bunch of medical ganja users I've ever seen. I talked to the crackhead mom this morning before i left for work she said the fire marshal told her that they left the garage door open and someone drove by and threw something on the couch in the garage, which is bullshit.
     
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    Geez, time to find a new neighborhood maybe.
     
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    Drive by arson? Sure. Maybe it was a flaming arrow.
     
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    Had a middle unit in a triplex once when I was 20. Even bought renters insurance. Had to protect my only real possessions, guitars and related equipment. So after about 6 weeks, state farm sends me a refund/cancelled policy check. Ok. Few months pass and we are awakened at 730 sun morn by pounding on windows and door, people shouting 'fire!'. Me and my chic from the previous night run out in underwear and the unit next door is up in flames. Firemen show up and have to fight the fire from inside my place. Looks bad. When it starts to wind down, one of the firemen motions tells me, 'don't worry, we moved your guitars and stuff to the opposite side and hid your other stuff (drugs) under the bed.' I would always stash my drugs in a safe spot before going to bed, but of course, the Saturday night party distracted me. Now, I have about six hours to find a storage locker and/or a new apt because the entire structure is unsafe. Good thing it was made out of brick, otherwise nothing would've survived. Always live in brick houses. I will end this much longer story now.
     
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    It's a good neighborhood, they are the only problem, and now it looks like they are gone, they didnt have rental insurance, now if the people behind me moved out that would be fantastic.
     
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    Lightning struck the house down the road from mine (less than 1/4 mile away) a few days ago and it burned to the ground. Sounded like a bomb went off and my whole house shook. Nobody was hurt but they lost everything.
     
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    That's crazy, I lived in the Chicago area for a while and thunderstorms were no joke.
     
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    Amen to THAT! We have a wave of them expected to come through tonight. :chair:
     
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    The following night there was an even closer strike in an open field across from my house. I live up high surrounded by fields and woods so lightning strikes aren't uncommon, but I've never had two hit so close this early in the season.
     
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    Hmmm...I wonder what might force them to leave too?