Sports NFL London requisite Dolphins/Jets Shit Talking Thread

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  1. TallTyrion

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    Fuck this 0930 bullshit. Why is the NFL killing a home game in a good NFL city to put a game of this magnitude in England, the home of rotten teeth and guys running around in blaek socks. That being said, at least we get three good games in before 7pm.

    @wife is a whore what you got man. I'm betting a straight dolphin win on anything I want in your sig for 1 week.
    Who else wants in?

    That being said, I see no end to my team's misery with this moronic ownership/managing/coaching consortium.
     
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    -- Sig bet? Sure, I'm in. None of these broads been sending selfies lately anyway. Can only sex up the same crop of broads so many times I guess. You will love the sig of "Marino isn't fit to sniff Namath's shit". @broccoli rob You want some? @Shivvy too. If my team loses you will each get a week picking my sig, in order of bet acceptance.

    -- I hope Revis covers Matthews, cause I got Landry starting on my fantasy team. I'm hoping the Jets pass rush forces quick plays to Landry out of the slot.

    -- After that punt return TD, the INTs and the lack of take aways last week, I think the Jets prolly got ridden hard in practice. They going to come out wanting to prove that Eagles game was a fluke.

    -- I hate the concept of London Games and think a division in Europe is nothing but a pipe dream.
     
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    Who else here admits to being a Jets fan? I think @Ridic in the Bar is. I can't remember who else.
     
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    it's a Dolphins win, because i am not sitting thru this bye week listening to the 1-3 fire everybody bullshit.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I put a C note on the Jets - 2, so that should tell you what I think of the Dolphin's chances of winning.

    Skrine is covering Landry, which is obviously a more favorable matchup for Landry than getting covered Revis. Branden Albert is out again, which is going to send OC Bill Lazor is a panic; we'll be seeing plenty of -2, -1, and 0 yard passes and runs up the middle for a zero yard gain.

    Dolphins don't have a chance unless they can stop Ivory and force Fitzpatrick into making some mistakes. But that would require a pass rush and a run defense which I have seen zero evidence the Dolphins are capable of sustaining for 4 quarters.

    I see nothing out of the Dolphin's coaching staff that suggests they can adapt, fix their gameplan, and utilize the talented players they have on this team.
     
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    this season has already been brutal for fins
     
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    Why do the Brits get all shit-fest games?
     
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    In turn your sig must just have this:
    The Dolphins will always be better than the Jets.
     
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    Better than the Jags garbage they usually get.
     
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    why should the Brits get any fucking regular season games? The Euro-league is a pipe dream and football to them is a bunch of pansies kicking a ball around.

    BTW, I'm a huge futbol fan.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    The silver lining of this season will be if the Dolphins get blown out Sunday and Philbin and Kevin Coyle are canned. Let Lazor run the team as interim HC and see if the players come out to play with a new coach.



    these players look really excited to play for their "coach" :rolleyes:
     
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    Jets fan checking in.
     
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    That aint too bad, or embarrassing. You should be more brutal on me. I was expecting something about tossing Suh's salad or "I wanna suck on Mrs. Tannehill's tampon" or something more revolting.
     
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    you mean Reverse on 3rd down and 2 Lazor? Sheesh.
     
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    I need to think of something more insulting....you are right.
     
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    Yeah, between taxes and felonies, a Euro league would be the NFL's jump the shark moment. Would have to do some funky realignment for it too.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I know. I know. Lazor has not been impressive this season but he is handicapped with this offensive line. Also, If you had to pick ONE coach of Philbin, Coyle, and Lazor, its Lazor. Not something I would be thrilled about but Philbin needs to go
     
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    They won't fire him in season. If they are real pissed, maybe w/ 2 games left they can put a stooge in to hear what the players say about each other, so they know who to cut.
     
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    I know this sounds like something weird, but I would fucking pull the whole organization back to the studs here, fire the GM and everyone below him.
    I would hire Don Shula as a special "consultant" and build a new organization.

    As far as this year, I'd let these fuckers run it into the ground.
     
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    There is no rush. You have until Sunday to think it up. I'm down for whatever you come up with. I have very little shame.