Sports NFL team at Combine: "Do you find your mother attractive?"

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    That was an actual question from an (as of now) unnamed team. Weirdest question i've heard since Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland asked Dez Bryant if his mother was a prostitute.

    What kind of wiggy-type psych evaluation are they hoping to get from asking some college kid if he thinks his mom is hot? :snicker:

    I wonder if it was dumbfuck Ireland who asked that (now with the New Orleans Saints).
    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-asks-a-player-if-he-thought-his-mom-was-hot/

    I can totally understand why they'd asked the first guy if he liked girls. If a team had an inclination he was going to come out of the closet that would be a major distraction to the franchise..
     
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    They should have Ed Torian come in to read those types of questions... "Do you find me, Ed Torian, attractive?". "Has your mother, ever had sex with a colored?"
     
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    Yes I want to fuck my mama!

    See guys, the homos aren't so bad after all.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    "No, Mr Ireland, my mom is not attractive. But she gives a great blowjob!"
     
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    To be fair, this was the exchange between Bryant and Ireland, no doubt captured on video:

    Bryant: "My dad was a pimp."

    Ireland: "What did your mom do [for a living]?"

    Bryant: "She worked for my dad."

    Ireland: "Your mom was a prostitute?"

    Bryant: "No, she wasn't a prostitute."

    I can see how he came to that conclusion, but I suppose he should not have blurted it out like that.
     
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    Ahhh, I see. Certainly taken out of context. Even as a die hard Dolphin fan I did not know that.

    Harder to comprehend how "do you think your mom is hot?" would be taken out of context, though.
     
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    Question has to be from the Dolphins.
     
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    I would think the "Have you murdered or raped anyone lately?" question would be far more relevant for prospective NFL players.
     
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    Kevin Colbert asked "Can you cover Antonio Brown?" I love that question.
     
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    I wonder what team asked the question?
     
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    NO Ireland level retardation.
     
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    Ireland at least brought the comedy.
     
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    NFL players have a lower per capita arrest rate than Shivvy.
     
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    Boy, these sports writers are gossipy little fault finders. How manly.
     
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    I think it's a fair psychological question.

    Lots of employers are asking these types of personality questions to measure how they respond.

    They could be smart and give a well reasoned answer or, they could become angry or, they could just not be able to form any kind of answer at all.

    However they answer that will tell the team something about their personality.


    My answer: "My mother is a strong, smart and attractive woman. She's beautiful inside and out but, that's my mother and I don't think of her that way"
     
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    If I was Dez I would have jumped the table and beat Jeff Ireland to death. This combine shit is beyond ridiculas
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    how much money would you like to bet that its not Miami?

    Ireland is gone and the Dolphins have been very progressive with their interview process at the combine. They give their own Football IQ tests on iPads.

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    As a fan, I prefer they ask things like:

    • Will you not beat the shit out of your girlfriend?
    • Will you play all 4 quarters?
    • And... when you have the ball on the one-yard line in the Super Bowl with the game on the line, and Marshawn Lynch is your running back, if the coach calls a weak pick pass play, will you audible and hand it off?
    That's all I need to know.
     
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    I remember reading years ago that half the time the team is just looking to see if they can get any kind of real reaction from the player. So they ask stupid and meaningless questions.

    Don't understand it at all but must be some reason they do because this shit ain't new and its very wide spread thru out the league.
     
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    But, they still suck!