NHL Mic'd up

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Jan 2, 2015.

  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    "Suck it, Phaneuf!" Good shit!
     
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  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Worst I ever got went like this.....

    (Crash into the boards....my stick butts this player in the mouth/face, I guess "for the second time")

    Player: "Do it again asshole!" (with a punch to my head)

    Me: "Fuck off!"

    Player: "Do it again and I'll fuck your mother just for dinner tonight."

    Me: "My mother is dead". (I might've said, good luck my mother is dead)

    Player: "Well I'll be sure to bring lube."

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    No joke. 100% true. Ended up playing on the same team two years later. I remember it like yesterday because of the lube comment. :snicker:
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    What level did you play at?

    Hockey is maaah faavorite
     
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  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    AHL. Was called up for a few games though on a injury spot.
     
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    Q: Why don't they mic Crosby?
    A: Because the sand in his pussy makes too much noise.
     
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    Awesome just watched like 4 of em! Love the ones that are leaked onto the broadcast.


    Now its time for the pens and the lightning!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    No Ranger game tonight. :depressed:
     
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    Christ, so much for exploding the myth that hockey players are really dumb. I hear better insults from kids playing in the park.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    seguin.jpg
     
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    image.jpg This is hockey
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Love it! Wish I could've played in one. Been to a couple though. Great time.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Awesome game.
    Worth every penny I paid for the ticket.
    Best hockey fan experience.
    Been wanting to go to a Winter Classic for years, and chose the right day to go cause I was going to go to NO and watch Bama vs Ohio State
     
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    :lol:

    I always liked this one....

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    Hockey dudes get the nice slutty hot chicks, even the minor league dudes score some hot cooze
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    You can't beat it. It's an awesome time. I went to Alaska to play a game and while there I saw a "semi professional" game that was outdoors at night. It was a semi big stadium and crowd and there was a bar across the street everyone went to after the games. One of the best times ever. Great game and great people.
     
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