Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by blindbella, Sep 3, 2014.
I hope his Dad helps. I'm a big fan of his work on Twitter.
When you read the book, please read it with the black accent Gilbert used. Holly Moly!
Isn't this a sign of the apocalypse?
When a woman get too fat and the husband don't want to be with her, is he at fault? America have voted
With a forward by Beth Ostrosky Stern*
*award winning Instagram poster and children's author wannabe
(Insert Dice voice)
I once married a girl who was rich,
But then she became such a bitch,
I once was a pimp,
Now I'm banging a blimp
Sure hope I don't end up digging a ditch
Well at least HE got some kids.
Can his demographic audience even read?
Working title: How To Make Love to a Walrus
Is it called Here a thing?
Mary had a fat white clam her tits swung too and fro.
Everywhere that Mary went the bro's were sure to go.
They followed her too work one day and loitered in the secretarial pool.
All the girls were terrified and hid their purses and jewels.
And so the cops came and threw them out but they still loitered near.
And waited patiently about.
Why do the homies love Mary so her co workers cried aloud?
Why Mary has a fat white clam and a job and a car and a serious case of white guilt.
The policemen did reply.
Check out the Christmas book, the Angel is black, but Santa is white... I'm sooo confused.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack got capped and broke his crown and R.Kelly fucked Jill shortly thereafter!
Hello there childrens
Here a thing to talk about if the wife love sex and the man can’t stand making love to her. What should that women do?
Heres a thing, if the husband say no lies, and the wife lies all the time, what should that man do?
Here a thing, if the wife put on 200 pounds and the husband like a nice slim wife what should that man do?
If a husband tells his wife not to have an abortion, and she it anyways, what should that man do?
Here a thing, if a husband wants to have ten children and his wife only wants two children then what should that man do
Nick Cannon have spoken
So Mariah is too gross and fat to sleep with, but he wants to have 8 more kids with her?
Nick ya single dude, get out there and grab some ass.