Nick Dipalo (sung to Desperado by KfB)

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  1. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    I came across the Karen from/in Boston version of Desperado.

    It is from podcast 02-16-12 Hour 1 33 minutes in.

    After listening to it a few times, in order to get the words as correctly as I could, I now need to find a headrest to go punch!

    By the way, Artie's "Dan Falato.." version of Desperado is on 02-15-12 Hour 1 podcast.

    Gunnar,


    Nick Dipalo
    (Sung to the tune of Desperado)
    By KfB

    Nick Dipalo
    Why don’t you have common senses
    You’ve been oh so offensive
    For so long now

    Oh you’re so brutal
    You love celebrity train wreaks
    You pissed off gary busey
    About the bolts in his neck

    But don’t you joke about the lesbians
    Cause they’ll beat you with a beer mug
    Dandusky jokes are always
    Your best bet

    Now it seems to me
    Some fine chicks
    Have been in your hotel room
    But you only want the one you cant get.

    Nick Dipalo
    Oh you aren’t getting no younger
    Your 50 and married
    And its driving you insane

    The parties, oh the parties
    With the booze and marijuana
    Your prison is passing up
    All the poo-tonas

    Oh don’t you hate being in new York all the time
    Where they hate boston
    And they’ll break your spine
    Its hard to sit with Artie every day

    The pain of the superbowl still shows
    And that awful feeling never goes
    Away….

    Nick dipalo
    Why don’t you have common senses
    You can’t be offensive
    Don’t tempt fate

    Your from boston
    But you’re in the evil empire
    No one’s gonna love you
    No one’s gonna love you
    (in new York)
    No one’s gonna love you
    Cause its boston they hate
     
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  2. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    Damn nobody else has a comment about Karen's "But you only want the one you cant get." comment?

    I love that crazy bee-atch!
     
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    psyllium husk New Member

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    since day one. whenever she comes on. I mute it or on my i-pod i quickly change to the next show. stupid twat
     
  4. Peau de Soie

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    I didn't hear it, but that reads pretty funny.
     
  5. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    I love her obsession with Nick Dip. It is rare to hear truly uncomfortable radio. Karen is the Queen.
     
  6. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    I wonder if N&A show will post the transcript from the river dog voice-mail lady and ozzie (as performed by twin-sanity)?

    I heard the Canavans say it took a while to transcribe and I think there on-air presentation was really good.

    It took me way too long to transcribe Karen's Desperado, so I know they worked really hard on it.
     
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    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    Haha great job gunner i had forgotten all about that.
     
  8. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Karen from Boston is completely awful. The worst of the worst. She brings the show to a screeching halt every single time she's on.
     
  9. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    I cringe when she calls in (most times) but I love her honesty and commitment to NICK and artie.

    At least she is more entertaining than that dead (at least to me) Tim from Cincinnati (really in LA) pretending he is an actor.
     
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    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    Ready to listen to this in 1 minute.

    Enjoy.
     
  11. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    Listening to this now.