Nickelback Asshole

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    What a dick. Not only do they make shitty music, and they're from Canada, and he's engaged to poseur Avril Lavigne, he is an uber-douche. I hope he was beat up in high school. From DListed.com:

    To further prove that he's Canada's biggest asshole, the future Mr. Avril Lavigne told Men's Health (via Starpulse) about the time before a Nickelback show in Germany when he and his bandmates were so bored that they paid their drum technician to fuck a fan. Since there wasn't one Nickelback fan around who'd let anybody associated with Nickelback stick a dick in them (Note: Nickelback fans are crazy, but they're not that crazy), Chad told the drum technician to stick it in a moving metal fan (like this one). Listening to Nickelback songs every night ruined the part of the drum technician's brain that operated his sense of reason, so he did it.


    CK: We've always been very close to our crew, so we've had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way. We were in Germany years ago—this was one of my favorite stories—and we were just bored. There was a heat wave going on in Germany. In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade. I don't remember the last time I saw a fan with a metal blade. And we paid the drum tech.... Oh god, I forget the exact amount. I think we got the pot up to about 600 deutschmarks. At this time Germany hadn't converted to the Euro yet.


    MH: 600 deutschmarks to do what?


    CK: Stick his johnson in the fan.


    MH: Please tell me he said no.


    CK: He took the money.


    MH: Oh sweet Moses.


    CK: I can still hear the "bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh" of the blade slowly sputtering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic. Somebody has video footage of this somewhere that needs to be resurrected and shown at the guy's next birthday party.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    wow
     
  3. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    That's the kind of thing you do in high school and are ashamed about as an adult. That is, if you have matured past the age of 13.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Metal fan is emo-speak for chad's ass.
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Or if you are a shockjock that makes $100mil a year doing it to one of your employees for $500 in sponsor prize money.

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  6. Douchebag 007

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    I met him along time ago at a shitty bar in Burnaby before Nickelback was famous and he was playing music there now he is banging Avril Lavigne good for him

    End of story
     
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    Not one of our greatest achievements. On a more positive note, Rush is finally getting inducted to the RROH!

    YAY RUSH!

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  8. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    I think he sucked the pretty out of her. She used to be cute, but I'm not a guy so I may be totally off base. This was her Halloween costume.
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  9. DrivenByDemons

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    I want to bang Sal's wife
     
  10. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Rush is definitely one of Canada's greatest achievements. Salesman!! Did you ever watch the Rush documentary? It was fucking awesome.
     
  11. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Chad Kroger's level of unparalleled douchebaggery has been well established for quite some time. If I wasn't posting from my phone I'd post that video of him getting pegged by a rock and walking off stage just so I could laugh my ass off yet again. :c
     
  12. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    I would consensually violate Avril in many different ways...in many different positions.....and many different orifices so I can't hold that against him. Other than that, he's a douche bag.

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  13. Kamie

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    :hat:
    [video=youtube;J7W-2BJUveE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7W-2BJUveE[/video]
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    :yay: :yay: :yay:
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    This is what Sebastian Bach does when people throw shit at him
    [video=youtube;RlL5X8toXmw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlL5X8toXmw[/video]

    Attack happens around the 2.00 mark
     
  16. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Sebastian Bach guest-starred on Trailer Park Boys. I have nothing bad to say about him. :D
     
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    She was cute as a kid but she's lost that look. Back in MA there was a girl my son's age that you swore would be a beauty queen when she grew up. I saw her graduation picture and that poor girl lost every bit of cute she had. She is flat out homely now. It must be horrible to go from the cutest kid in town to one of the homeliest at 18. :nocheer:
     
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  19. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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  20. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    i hate Nickelback and Avril Lavigne too! :shit: