"Nicknuggets"? Really?

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    How freaking lame is that? Why is every small contribution Rick makes a complete hack failure? The only even moderately amusing part was the mission-impossible chicken cluck theme and Artie explaining to Fellatio why it killed the (weak) joke.

    "Twinsanity", which Dick seems to INSIST on using, is equally lame. Forced shtick is forced.

    Meanwhile Artie blasts out gold seemingly effortlessly.

    Oh mah gaaahd, you're so hoemmless and disgussting.

    Nevertheless, love the show. :)
     
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    Agreed on both Nicknuggets and Twinsanity. It must be hard for Artie to keep his mouth shut about how terrible these are. Lame catchphrases. What about Nick's Picks and Art's Darts? That only lasted a week, must've been another Nick contribution. I don't mean to hate on Nick, I think he can be funny as hell, but this stuff isn't his strong suit.
     
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    No, you know what's lame? Purposefully calling Nick another name.

    Every show needs a ringmaster, and he runs a tight ship. Yes, Nick Nuggets are silly, but they take up all of 3 seconds. Deal.
     
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    Really? Calling Flick different names makes you disturbed? So sorry! Here's a hint that may help you understand -- it's a way of showing disrespect to him and his place on the show.

    "Nicknuggets" are NOT "silly" -- I like silly. They're just dumb. Boring factoids preceded by a cursory chicken cluck and Stick glowingly saying "it's time for another Nicknugget".
     
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    :rolleye:

    Whoever told you you were on my level was lying.
     
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    Is that supposed to sound clever? You sound very clever. Congratulations. I'm put in my place now, for sure.
     
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    friday may 25th 2nd and 3rd hour is artie at his best to me....it starts out with mr. robot =dan fellato then goes into art fucking with dan for 1 straight hour about editing and being gay and shitty at his job and the j wow interview

    artie gets it
     
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    Hearing Nick talk about basketball is pathetic, he doesn't understand winning in the regular season and the playoffs are two totally different things....any fckn fan knows that
     
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    How about Nick's solo sports interview. Fucking ponderous.
     
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    I enjoy the nuggets - clucking.

    It's an easy way to get them off topic.
    And or on to something else...Hopefully not more sports :)
     
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    noice...if that pic had a part lisp it would be perfect

    and yes he mad
     
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    I like the Nick and Artie show. I like Nick and Artie as individuals and as a team. I like all the dumb bits too. I think they're growing as radio performers and it's fun to listen to.

    Can't have the yin without the yang.

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    Up to 5/23; it gets worse. Today he called them "Nicky D's NickNuggets". Get it?? Like Micky D's??? For McDonald's? This is killer shit.

    This was immediately followed by the first Artie's Farties, which went on way longer and of course contained actual funny (chiefly through the usual Fellatio bashing). Artie sure isn't afraid to hog the spotlight, that's for sure.
     
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    You love it!
     
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    Has anyone ever seen a picture with Nick smiling in it? I sure haven't...