Nicole Eggert-NSAE (Not Safe After Eating)

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    She did to her body what Howard did to his radio legacy
     
  3. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Nicole Eggert is Beth's age. Can imagine if Beth turned into a present day Nicole Eggert. Nicole did have two kids. I guess that gives women an excuse for letting their bodies turn into shit.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    big panties

    this should be merged with the hogging thread.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Thats a damn shame. Remember way back in the early years of the E! show when she came on in that little blue belly shirt with the rolling stones tongue logo
    on it and it read FUCT across the top? Every time she said the word Howard would hit the button on her and she laugh and stick out and bite her tongue.
    God she was hot.

    And father time just keeps marchin on like the mother fucker he is!
     
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    She was so fucking hot back in the nineties.
     
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    How funny would it have been if Howard had married Nicole Eggert and he had to wake up to that ginormous woman everyday.
     
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    I just heard the Scott Baio segment on Stern Show Shuffle the other day and he was given the choice of F, Marry, Kill Nicole Eggert, Eric Elaniac, and Pam Anderson. He said he would marry Nicole, kill Erica, and F Pam. I wonder if he saw Nicole today, that he would change his answer to kill Nicole to put her out of her misery.
     
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    C'mon, one of you guys is going to say, "I'd still hit it"
     
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    i'd hit it with a harpoon.
     
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    Jackie Puppet was fantastic during that appearance.


    JP: "Are there any Nicole Eggert dummies? I'd ride her till she's sawdust!"

    Howard: "You must get that from a lot of puppets."
     
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    Anytime someone tries to argue with me about religion, I just show them recent pictures of Nicole Eggert as proof that there is no God.
     
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    allegedly
     
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    whats the backpack for? where she hiking to, across the krispy kreme parking lot to load it with jelly donuts?
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    There is a baby in there.