Nicole Kidman shows us what Tom Cruise used to get

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  1. 58lambert58

    58lambert58 Hobbyist VIP

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    Lambert, do you have to be so crass? :facepalm:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Shit out a kid. :hhh:

    Where else can you talk that way? :dontknow:
     
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    I'm socially awkward
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Tom Cruise used to stick his veiny little prick into her slimy warm fucktunnel
     
  6. gilaet

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    In all fairness... she did shit out a kid.
     
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    allegedly
     
  8. stripes

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    i dont think that ever happened.
    1. shes a frigid sexless lesbo
    2. hes a flaming gash hating mo
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Her kid came out of her sloppy pussy

    It was all covered in twat juices and placenta
     
  10. RenchFries

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    I don't see anything wrong there.
     
  11. Avery

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    cunt dumped a kid?
     
  12. Porn Stache

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    I don't believe Cruise ever fucked her.
     
  13. jobbey

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    you certainly have a way with words

    :jj:
     
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    no they adopted blaecks
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    say hi to aunt flo:hat:
     
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    What a filthy cunt.........I love it.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    What does that dude do with his Bonner during that scene ? he ain't actually fucking her,and to say he isn't aroused grinding up against her because he is a professional is bullshit.
     
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    :lol:
     
  20. jackie the jerk

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    Duct tape

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