NIKE unveils new USA soccer uniforms

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  1. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Red....White....and wait what???


    White, black and neon green?? :wtf:

    Nike is getting trashed but, "Nike has defended the uniforms saying that not all national teams have to represent the flag." Wow. Do they really think they are going to make a fortune off of going to black in terms of soccer uniforms??

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    They should go with red, white, and purple in honor of Hope Solo's anus.
     
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    *football kits
     
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    who dem dudes?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I hate the black color movement in sports uniforms, especially hockey. They throw away original colors for the better "inner city selling" color black. I'd love for Reebok, NIKE, etc to really say why they are getting teams to wear black.
     
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    Bullshit.
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Following the new wave of tolerance in America some committee decided that always using red, white, blue was offensive to people that identify with different colors.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I guess why wear the country's colors anymore. :mad:



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    Don't care about soccer.

    However, national teams should be wearing their counties' colors.
     
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    dear lord her anus is a mess
     
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    Who the fuck cares.
     
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    Copying the Germans...LOL

    sad sad

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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Playing international sports, I say wear your colors. Biggest deal in the world? No I agree, but wear your colors. :dontknow:
     
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    Los Angeles. Ground zero for the black trend.
     
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    Reason #438 why I give not a single fuck about soccer.
     
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    Nike blows, in any color, take your pick of these:

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    We may have taken home the gold, but we didn't win any points for style.

    I like this one from Bauer:

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    I also like the minimalist design of the old Canada Cup jerseys. Don't hate those blue pants with the white stripe and red maple leaf either.

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    At least the Germans have black in their flag.
    The red and white is perfect, but the black uniform is a joke. Also, screw the black pants. Give me red pants if I'm playing on Canada. If not, I'll take blue ;)
     
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    There's no style to them, just a maple leaf with the Canada script underneath.