Nineteen Year Old Idiot Bathes In Pigs Blood To Stay Young….

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Newsflash To "Chanel" :giggle: Nineteen is young….and you are a skank!!

    Teen Says She Bathes In Pigs' Blood To Stay Young (VIDEO)

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    A 19-year-old says she bathes in pigs' blood to keep her skin looking youthful.

    "Chanel, " a freelance model and actress, is one of the stars of MTV's True Life: I'm Obsessed With Staying Young.

    Chanel explains to her grandmother Lois that "I feel like thousands of years ago" people did that and "they preserved their youth."

    Lois is skeptical and asks for proof of this assertion, but Chanel provides none.

    "I'm sorry my grandmother is worried about my health, but now that I'm this close to my blood bath, I can't stop."

    Watch the blood bath below and, before you try one yourself, here are some less extreme steps to help your skin stay young-looking, like drinking green tea or taking a not-so-long shower.




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    The diseases this girl is exposing herself to......Not to mention the micro parasites.........
     
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    What a catch for some lucky millennial metrohomosexual.
     
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    btw..freelance model and actress. :rofl:
     
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    With A name like Chanel (so classy) what else could she be..:giggle:
     
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    If bathing in pigs blood is wrong, I don't want to be right.
     
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    A stripper?
     
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    I'm betting that will be her career path as well.;)
     
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    These misguided millenials. Most everybody knows that the secret to staying young is to listen to an AC/DC album (preferably one of Bon's) at least 2 or 3 times a week.
     
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    she wishes she had the skin of an 18 year old..
     
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    Will she eventually taste like bacon?
     
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    Any other pix of her ? Is she even worth the pigs blood or is she a slobo
     
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    They're all gonna laugh at you!!!

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    It's a misprint. It's actually "Channel." Full name is Chayenne 'da Channel.

    And for those of you critics out there who say MTV is no longer relevant, think again. That is one HELL of a great show. This shit is IMPORTANT to this new generation; and I for one cannot wait for them to take over the reins of power.
     
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    So these shows are a warning about our future
     
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    When chemical peels and coconut oil stop working, I'm SO there!
     
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    Better story if cute and smart little piggies were bathing in HER blood as a longevity elixer.
     
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    Well, it works. She is still 19 and young. Hard to argue with the results.
     
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    She probably aspires to be a high end escort, but now can only manage to get $300 an hour with a mid level agency. After the agency's cut, that is only $150 to debase herself for the pleasure of strangers.

    Escorting is the sex work to go with if you plan to have any kind of future. Shoot one porno movie and you can't be a school teacher or work for the government, etc. Strip in a bar and yer gonna see people who know you, and in today's world they will blast it all over FB. You can fuck strangers in motel rooms all the way through college and unless you fuck up and catch an arrest, no one will ever know.

    A decent whore from the mid west could spend 1 week a month touring from NYC to Philly and not have to work until the next month. As long as she don't show tattoos or her face in the pics she uses for advertising, no one will ever be wise to her.
     
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