Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Rum Balls, Sep 21, 2016.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DIARRHEA SMELL?
You're sitting in it. Take a guess.
It hits like a ton of bricks at a certain point on the Turnpike.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT, FAGELA?
You knew eating those 99 cent fried chicken sandwiches were going to exact a horrifying revenge.
BUT YOU ATE THEM ANYWAY.
south of secaucus? linden? elizabeth? there are natural gas refineries there. the by-products are often methane compounds. if its north towards the meadowlands, it is the meadowlands. the landfills are still cooking.
On the way to Newark Airport. Smells like motherfucking Diarrhea
Its all make up and grunting. Grrrrrr.
Elizabeth: an 'enterprise zone' where the state sales tax is 1/2 in order to give people an incentive to come there. SeaLand has more salaried residents than does the rest of the town. Passaic: the home of Dioxin-flavored river water. Even the rats avoid the town. if you can make it by heating petroleum sludge, they have it in the air there.
Worked in that shit hole refinery for many years.
Is that Bayway?
Did you know Ed Burke?
Do they try to make it smell like diarrhea?
That's Bayway. I worked for a contractor, can't say I know Ed.
They're used to be a slaughter house right next to the Main gate. You'd want to puke before getting in the place.
Here you go bub, they actually do try to make it smell that way.
Your mother queefed there in 1972... it's never smelled the same since!
I never knew diarrhea had a distinct shit smell.