No Cheese?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I call in a breakfast order from the same place every Mon-Fri morning. Sometimes, I will order a sausage biscuit and sometimes I will order biscuits and gravy. Whenever I order the sausage biscuit, the lady will say "No cheese?" Then, I have to confirm that I do not want cheese. I would prefer to not have to go through this every time. Just listen to what the fuck I order and give me that! If I want fucking cheese, I will say "with cheese". If I don't say "with cheese", that means that I do not want cheese. Please read this thread and get a fucking clue!
     
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    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    i cant figure out if u want cheese or not.


    maybe the default is with cheese :dontknow:



    next time say. yeah, no cheese, and no sausage. and hold the gravy and biscuit
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Now this sounds like a much bigger personal loss to you than your other thread :coffee:
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    Who the fuck eats a breakfast biscuit without cheese? That's blasphemous.
     
  5. BethSucks

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    Same shit as a fast food place when you don't want the combo, placing the order immediately gets the "you want combo?" Response.
     
  6. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel

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    I hope and pray you cut a promo on this jabrone. No cheese?? The fuck:mad:
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel

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    I always go with extra sharp cheddar cheese on my biscuits:grad:
     
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  9. LawyerLarry

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    I feel an obligation to be polite to them since I go there 5x a week. Whenever she says "No cheese?", I just say "Correct."
     
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    say " this is no-cheese larry, and i sent a girl a pic on dawgs, i have the full collection of pro wrestling on VHS tapes "



    i bet they dont ask if u want cheese no more
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel

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    You are a good man Lar, like a young Tommy Rich before Buzz Sawyer fucked him up
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That would just further extend the conversation that I don't even want to be having with them in the first place.
     
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    Reminds me of this classic.....
     
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    Would you like some cheese with that whine?
     
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    She is probably saying it out of habit. She's doing the same thing, every day, and has to be as correct as humanly possible with every order. Guaranteed no matter how much she tries, an order will be wrong and her manager will be called, and she'll get shit. Same with asking about the combos. She has to ask, even though she personally doesn't care if you want a combo or cheese or whatever. She's doing her job. Thank you for being polite.
     
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    Would you like some fist in your fucking face?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    It would seem to me that perhaps ordering said sandwich without cheese is rather rare? Perchance she just wants to make sure that is what you want, so that you are not unhappy with your breakfast.
     
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    testing.w000t.
     
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    That's not very nice.
     
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    ordering a sausage biscuit without chesse = ordering a supersized meal with a diet soda.
     
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