Just kidding. Relax! That would be racist. It's actually no whites allowed. http://mynorthwest.com/76/2822832/Dori-has-a-problem-with-yoga-for-people-of-color-class Yoga studio in Seattle has "Yoga for people of color" classes where "white friends, allies and partners are respectfully asked not to attend". Gotta love the Yelp reviews: http://www.yelp.com/biz/rainier-beach-yoga-seattle "I had a great time at the class last night. Only transgendered midget puppeteers were allowed in the class because social justice trigger warning safe space genderqueer cisbigotry. It was really fun. There were three people in the class because I think that there are only 3 trans midget puppeteers (but we need a safe space), and the instructor started with a trigger warning that the white self hating owner might pop in to pick up the money they earned operating this exploitative capitalist profiteering operation. One of the trans midgets farted during the class. I wish it had provided a trigger warning before because it smelled like rotten curry!"