No doubt I have the best piss speed and velocity here

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    The sound of my piss intimidates me.
     
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    I can shoot my cum almost 4 metres
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    You ever fuck a black guy?
     
  4. Ferris Bueller

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  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    My piss muscles are those of an elite athalete
     
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  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :wtf:
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Whoa John Lennon is a homo..
     
  8. Ferris Bueller

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    :ufat:
     
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    :gayhand:
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Imagine the level of a mind that has to pretend to be a Beatle to post on a message board :facepalm:
     
  11. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    or a cartoon character :bigcry:
     
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    what are you talking about ?
     
  13. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Let's test your gag reflex next. I'll piss down your throat Clutch.
     
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  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i piss like an old man but i sure fuck like a young one.
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    How can you tell when you're sitting down?
     
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  16. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    An alpha male trait by the book
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    The sugar in your urine gives that whole process energy.
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Omg the e bully strikes :jj: you know I'd drop you in a second if you said that shit to my face
     
  19. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    :transcheer:
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This is true. I piss out sugar at an Aroldis Chapman rate.
     
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