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  1. HeyThere

    HeyThere Active Member

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    I was sitting outside earlier, on the stoop of my apartment and all the sudden I heard "BAAAANG". It was the transformer apparently, and the neighborhood still doesn't have power. Walling through the apartment hallways was kinda freaky. What do you all do when the power is out? Besides masturbate
     
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    I eat chips. And then masturbate.
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Hey There.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Maglite. Then generator. I got shit to drink, I mean do.
     
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    I think when the power is out that means you get really drunk cause the power is out.
     
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    Makes catching up on my leather bound books challenging.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Note to self: build a stoop.
     
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    Hey There Hey There, can you pm me some tit pics?
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Sure
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    You ain't Hey There weirdo.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Look at those veins.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Those nippies are short for holding up a milking machine. Nice and square though. :grad:
     
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    We had a Halloween snowstorm a couple of years ago and lost power within the first couple of hours. I heard we weren't getting power back for a minimum of 5 days. I found an Extended Stay Suite and checked in.
     
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    Hurricane sandy I lost power for a week. I posted from my phone when home. And I drank a lot.
     
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    I use solar LED garden lights around the house to see. Then I figure out how to cook shit on the grill that normally wouldn't be cooked on the grill. During Sandy, I got pretty good at working 2 frying pans on it and making Bacon & Eggs, I fucked up reheating Pizza though. It was edible, but a lil charred.
     
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    Tough guy:hw::words: