No Eyes Buddy~ the book..Coming Soon?

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  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    bethosternVideo: Buddy touches us all... New children's book? What do you think???



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    Someone should write, "Hell no.....quit exploiting these dumb animals and do something useful, already!"

    Or, "I dunno, Beth......better check with your ghostwriter and illustrator to see if they have time to compose YOUR new book!"
     
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    ...costco here we come!
     
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    absofuckinglutely. that was her master plan all along.
     
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    no way ANYONE who has been a listener for 20 years approves of this bullshit. NO fucking way, Gange.
     
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    Hahaha!! Loved the album this sketch was from!
     
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    EXACTLY! It was clear from the beginning that Buddy was being groomed as Beth's attention-whoring goldmine. He had already been rescued by someone from a huge no-kill animal shelter in Florida when Beth flew there to hijack him. Then came all the social media posts about "Our Buddy" and promises to reveal his "intense" story to her followers. This has always been nothing but a carefully orchestrated publicity stunt by that CUNT and her PR machine.
     
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    I guarantee Beth is already on the lookout for a kitten with a missing leg to complete her trilogy of children's books.
     
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    If I were a 4-year-old, the last thing I'd want read to me before bedtime is a story about a helpless animal with no eyes..
     
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    You're so un evolved :giggle:
     
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    Did the same vet who diagnosed Yoda with "a sad heart" diagnose Buddy with "sad eyes"? If so, it's possible Buddy's vision could've been saved if he'd just found a #purpose.
     
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    If you close your eyes it sounds like Beth is a phone sex operator. :confused:
     
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    Notice she has to always shove her giant Marfansbergers fingers under its chin to lift the Franken-pussy stitched eyes up the the camera. Even at a toddler.

    Dusky voice from her 3rd bottle of $800 wine no doubt.
     
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    There isn't much of a plot for the book yet, so soon Beth will announce that Buddy did something extraordinary or heroic. Maybe he warned her of impending danger, saved another cat from being injured, or helped care for the kittens. I'm sure the script for this fairy tale has already been written and she's just waiting to spring it on us.
     
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    "Now give Aunt Beefus a kish"

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    The kid was looking how to stop that video on the pad . Who is she kidding . That kid is going to have nightmares after seeing that video .
     
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    I love animals, but I already hate this cat. Thanks Beth.
     
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