No fucking way Gary wrote this article

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  1. koclem

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    http://www.soundandvisionmag.com/blog/2012/01/30/drobo-cop

     
  2. Douchebag 007

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    lmao reading that using Gary's booey voice and you're 100% right

    someone post the soundbite of him calling the ipad a failure
     
  3. Murcielago

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    Like all of Gary's technology opinions, it comes right off the press release given him by the company. In reality, the only Raid Gary understands is the bug spray.
     
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    no fucking way Gange...NO WAY!
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  5. Uncle Larry

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    Agree that Gary is probably just parroting some stuff from the company or other articles - there were a couple of comments to the article by people who sounded much more knowledgeable than the monkey.
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    Cant be gary: most of the words are spelled correctly.
     
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    booey fail. fuck off, ape. no one cares about your life or your opinions. useless fuckwad.
     
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    I'm smaht....not like everybody says....like....dumb...I'm smaht and I want respect!

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    I have a feeling that Sound and Vision Magazine sent Gary a template and just had him fill in the blanks like doing a MadLibs.
     
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    Booey just copied and pasted from the company's press section. Booey's main job is to fail.

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    :giggle:
     
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    No fucking way. He probably submitted some words on loose leaf paper that their interns wordsmithed the fuck out of so it could readable. He's just too stupid. And for God's sake who the fuck can take him seriously when his whole career is about being a Grade-A Fuck Up?
     
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    Just to nitpick, it not a "NAS hard drive" or a "RAID drive", then he revers to drives as memory. I also like that he filled it up with drives that are basically obsolete since they are relatively small.

    He took a short marketing blurb and filled it in with errors.
     
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    Good catch, although personally I can excuse the "RAID drive" but referring to the drives as memory is a major major gaffe :facepalm:
     
  16. LobsterTails

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    And the Ape said he had Sonos not Roku.

    Why the fuck would you get 3 750s and a 250, what kind of garbage is that, can you still get 250GB drives.

    And as far as my limited knowledge goes, 3 750s and a 250 in a raid ain't giving you 2.5tb of storage.
     
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    sonos is for audio and roku is for video streaming. strange that he would buy such small drives though, 2tb drives are only $100 and gary is rich.
     
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    it was probably from the marketing materials that were written in 2007