No Joke Robin might have had a stroke on air today

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Dec 3, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    During her news today she was all over the fucking place... reminded me of someone with Alzheimers or a stroke

    She insisted that Shanghai was a country and not a city even after numerous attempts to correct her were made by the rest of the staff...

    then she became disorientated and confused by a simple top 10 song story... one second a song was #1 and two sentences later another song was #1

    you could hear her trying to process the information in her head.. she stuttered and became flustered.....Howard should have saved her and gone to a commercial


    lastly she did a story about a shark attack and insisted she kayaks all the time ... (is fat, has no energy can't swim but the bitch kayaks??)


    if someone has the audio please post
     
  2. Phantom Lord

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    Sounds like her normal News segment pulled from Yahoo and Google.
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

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    If she is kayaking someone is putting it in tge water for her and paddling. Or jetski towing her when she gets stuck because of the current or tides that she is probably as oblivious to as facts in a news story she is reading.


    And if she is doing it by herself, I hope she learned
    how to swim
     
  5. chapped

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    yea it seemed like it at first but this is new level shit
     
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    Serene Branson :cheer:
     
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    could she even fit in a kayak? srs.
     
  9. Big Lar

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    Well a very very heaveh ah heavy deh burtation tonight we had a very dare darison bite lets go ahead tares tasion lets go ahead and hesgoahead taste-blehde
     
  10. JDDaBadAhz

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    Yeah, but it's more like a tugboat really.
     
  11. Kool

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    something was up...she was out of sync:crazybye:
     
  12. BringBackJackie

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    aw, why you want to get our hopes up?
     
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    She's been out of sync since daddy picker up like a bowling ball...:coffee:
     
  14. itpdude

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    No. I stated this in the listening thread right after I heard it because it was so fucking ridiculous. Robin literally said she "kayaks all the time."

    I don't "kayak all the time" but have kayaked a lot and there is no chance a kayak can fit her large ass much less support all that weight. I've seen overweight people kayak, for sure. You know, guys who are probably carrying 20 or so too much weight, but lardasses? Never. I've never seen a lardass in a kayak.

    They can't fucking fit. You have to kind of be somewhat nimble to get into the damn things.

    And then the fact that she can't swim makes it stunningly insane to kayak. There is actually a chance you can sink and need to get out. Yeah, you have a life preserver, but still.

    She's full of shit. Kind of like how she'd claim to run 30 miles in a weekend. Again, that was complete horseshit, too.

    Kayak all the time. . . .
     
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    the effects of chemo and radiation starting to kick in. if the cancer doesn't kill you the treatment will.
     
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    [video=youtube;wUSSeVI8gkg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSSeVI8gkg[/video]
     
  17. chapped

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    i have to agree.. her brain seems fried like a fucking egg
     
  18. Bye You!

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    that's what i thought.
     
  19. chuk

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    You are confusing being a cunt with a stroke. Common mistake.
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    I think this is a misunderstanding. Robin uses a kayak for a thong. :hat: