Why not? I thought Park Slope was the progressive area! [h=1]Park Slope Kiddie Shop Hunts for Owner of â€˜Luluâ€™s Anal Bleachingâ€™ WiFi[/h] [h=2]Think of the children.[/h] By Mimmi Montgomery and Vinnie Mancuso | 03/28/14 1:15pm Not shown: anal bleaching. The Park Slope childrenâ€™s boutique Luluâ€™s specializes in $26 haircuts and a large toy selection. According to its owner, it does not specialize in anal bleaching. Go figure. This didnâ€™t stop whomever came up with the WiFi name â€œLuluâ€™s Anal Bleaching For Kids,â€ which apparently has been popping up in the area of Brooklynâ€™s number one childrenâ€™s shop. Brigitte Prat, Luluâ€™s owner, took to the Google Group bergenbtwn4and5 to appeal to the WiFi ownerâ€™s sense of decency and ask them to stop sullying the good name of her establishment. PLEASE HELP! Unfortunately someone near by has named their WiFi a really awful name referring to my shops, â€œLuLuâ€™s Anal Bleaching for Kidsâ€. Iâ€™ve tried calling Time Warner and Verizon and they canâ€™t seem to help. I have reached out to the 78th Precinct and my lawyer, but they canâ€™t help either because I donâ€™t know who it is. You can see the Network from both of my establishments, you can see it on your smart phone from my stores, my house, or standing in front of 417 & 426 Bergen Street as well as across the street. This is really disturbing and Iâ€™m lost to what to do without knowing who it is. Any other ideas on how to handle this? Brigitte We think Ms. Pratâ€™s reputation is fine, because the WiFi is clearly a hoax. But Pee Pee Teepees, those exist.