No mention of Beff on the Kitten Bowl homepage

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Odd that such a small network with such a small audience would relegate a super modoel to their About page.. and not have her front and center :grad:


    TV Personality and North Shore Animal League America spokesperson Beth Stern will be back to host the championship game


    lets face it Beff is the generic cough medicine of TV show hosts

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    http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/kitten-bowl
     
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    They were probably concerned that putting a spotlight on her would break the Internet and cause worldwide chaos as men spontaneously started to masturbate at her sight.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea best the world plays it safe

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    I was on TV a few times plus I have a personality. I'm famous like Beth :cheer:
     
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    Inflated footballs :grad:
     
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    The wig was goofing on a guest a few weeks/months ago for doing a show on a channel no one watches. Oops
     
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    if a Beff falls in the woods
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Is she conducting sideline interviews.
     
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    The guy that stole Beth's phone is still in jail. RIP bullshit story :bigcry:
     
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    Its not even fair, she's like a secret weapon...:nooo:
     
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    She posts a selfie of it
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i forgot all about that shit
     
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    According to Howard.... It had Millions of viewers last year.
     
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    :owned:
     
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    They are wisely following the lead of the Puppy Bowl. The puppies are the stars of the Puppy Bowl. The only reason to tune in to the Kitten Bowl is to see cute kittens. Beth, or any host, is not necessary. There is no reason to advertise with her mug on it. However, I am sure we will be seeing her stomping onto some talk shows to promote it shortly.
     
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    "Welcome Beth Stein of the Kitten Bowl to the Tonight Show."
    "My name is Beth Stern."
    "Stern, Stein, You fucked an old Jewish guy. Who gives a fuck."
     
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    I will pull better ratings then fucking Super Bowl itself you low brows!! Kneel to the Wonky Queen!!
     
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    inflated football head :behave:
     
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    Hallmark Channel really fucked up this time. Beth is the kitten whisperer, if she is unhappy the kittens won't put on a good show. They better start promoting Beth pretty god damn soon.
     
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